Ты представляешь, сегодня, в спортз

Ты представляешь, сегодня, в спортзале, после тренировки, я захожу в раздевалку и меня останавливает женщина со словами:
"Молодой человек, там в раздевалке два мальчика переодеваются, ШУГАНИТЕ их пожалуйста, чтобы они побыстрей выходили"
ладно, думаю я...
Захожу в раздевалку, а там два амбала, один лысый, у него из за мышц даже шеи не видно, а другой волосатый грузин два метра, в высоту и, сука, в ширину...
ну и мальчики у нее
Капец, и я должен их шугануть!!
я подошел к своему шкафчику и начал думать, что им сказать, чтобы это были не мои последние слова...
ведь не скажешь :" эй виноградный, шавели булками!"
Ну ладно, думаю, что скажу, то скажу, и только я собираюсь открыть рот, как из душа выходят два маленьких мальчика лет 9...

Результаты (английский) 2:

Can you imagine today, in the gym after a workout, I go into the locker room and she stops me with the words:
"Young man, there in the locker room two boys dress up, please SHUGANITE them to hurry them out,"
Okay, I think I ...
I go in the locker room, and there are two Ambala, one bald from his muscles for even the neck can not see, and the other hairy Georgians two meters in height and female, across ...
well, and the boys she
Kapets, and I have them shuganut !!
I went to his locker and began to think of what to tell them that it was not my last words ...
do not say, "Hey grape, Siauliai rolls!"
Well, I think that I speak, I say, and Only I was going to open his mouth as the soul out of two little boys age 9 ...

Результаты (английский) 3:

you know, today in the gym, after practice, i go to the locker room and i stopped the woman with the words: "young man, there are two boys get changed in the locker room, шуганите them pleaseso they quickly left "

i think i go to the locker room, where the two men, one bald, he even can't see the muscles of the neck and the other hairy georgians two meters in height and a width, and the boys she

welloh, shit, and i have шугануть! ,
i went to my locker and began to think, what to say to them that it was not my last words, "you can't say," hey, grape, шавели buttocks! " - well, i think what to say, then sayand i'm going to open his mouth, like a person are the two little boy years 9.