Где-то в параллельной вселенной был

Где-то в параллельной вселенной было именно так. Я, ты, пустой номер в отеле.
И наша злобная подруга гуляет с вашим маленьким черным другом, а не спит в номере. Шутка, жестокая шутка. Как ты после отдыха? Ты привык к обычному ритму жизни?

Результаты (английский) 1:

Somewhere in a parallel universe was just that. I, you, an empty room in the hotel.And our evil girlfriend walks with your little black friend, and not sleeping in the room. A joke, a cruel joke. How are you after? Are you accustomed to the usual rhythm of life?

Результаты (английский) 2:

Somewhere in a parallel universe was so. I, you, an empty hotel room.
And our evil friend walks with your little black friend, and does not sleep in the room. A joke, a cruel joke. How are you after the holiday? You are used to the normal rhythm of life?

Результаты (английский) 3:

somewhere in a parallel universe was like that. i, you, empty hotel room.
our evil friend walking with your little black friend, not sleeping in the room. a joke, a joke. how are you after the holiday?you're used to a normal pace of life?