Философия жизниЖаркий летний день в

Философия жизни
Жаркий летний день в Древнем Риме. Философ пересекает Тибр в маленькой лодочке. Во время переправы он спрашивает у лодочника: «Ты когда-нибудь слышал о
философии?» «Нет, — отвечает лодочник, — я никогда об этом не слышал. Что это такое?» «Мне очень тебя жаль, — отвечает ученый человек, — ты потерял четверть своей жизни, потому что это очень интересная наука!» Они плывут уже несколько минут, как философ опять спрашивает лодочника: «А ты слышал об астрономии, когда учился в школе?» «Нет, я закончил школу много лет назад и все забыл. Я ничего не помню», — отвечает лодочник. На это философ опять говорит, что ему очень жаль лодочника, и что тот потерял вторую четверть своей жизни. Проходит несколько минут, и философ опять задает лодочнику вопрос: «А слышал ли ты когда-нибудь об алгебре?» И лодочнику приходится сознаться, что он никогда ничего об этом не слышал. «В этом случае ты потерял третью четверть своей жизни», — говорит ученый. В этот момент лодка налетает на большой камень. Лодочник вскакивает и кричит: «Ты когда-нибудь учился плавать?» «Нет, — отвечает ученый, — я никогда не изучал плавание». Лодочник грустно объясняет философу, что тот потерял всю свою жизнь, так как лодка тонет.
Мораль: В повседневной жизни практические умения бывают иногда более необходимы, чем знание многих наук.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Philosophy of lifeA hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher in small crosses the boat. During the crossing, he asked the boatman: "you ever heard ofphilosophy? " "No," answers the boatman, I never heard of. What is it? " I really pity you — scientist man, you've lost a quarter of his life, because it's a very interesting science! "they sail for several minutes, as the philosopher again asked a boatman:" did you hear about astronomy, when he studied in school? " "No, I am finished school many years ago and everyone has forgotten. I don't remember anything, "meets the boatman. On this philosopher once again said that he was very sorry and that the boatmen lost second quarter of his life. Takes a few minutes, and philosopher again sets him a question: "do you hear ever about algebra?" and have him confess that he never heard nothing about it. "In this case, you lost the third quarter of their lives," says the scientist. At this point the boat flies on the large stone. Boatman jumps up and yells: "have you ever learned to swim?" "No," meets a scientist, I have never studied swimming. " Boatman sad explains philosopher that he lost all his life, since the boat is sinking.Moral: practical skills in everyday life are sometimes more indispensable than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Philosophy of life
a hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher crosses the Tiber River in a small boat. During the crossing, he asked the boatman, "Have you ever heard of a
philosophy?" "No, - answers the boatman - I never even heard of. What is it? "" I am very sorry for you - responsible scientist man - you lost a quarter of his life, because it is very interesting science! "They swim for several minutes, as a philosopher once asked a boatman:" Have you heard about astronomy, when I was in school? "" No, I left school a long time ago and forgot everything. I do not remember anything, "- meets the boatman. On this philosopher once said that he was very sorry for the boatman, and that he had lost a quarter of a second of his life. It takes a few minutes, and philosopher again boatman asks the question: "Have you ever heard about algebra?" And the boatman has to admit that he had nothing about it heard. "In this case, you lose the third quarter of his life" - he says. At this moment, the boat hits the big stone. The boatman jumps up and shouts: "Have you ever learned to swim?" "No, - answers scientist - I never learned swimming." Boatman sad philosopher explains that he lost all his life, as the boat is sinking.
Moral: In everyday life, practical skills are sometimes needed more than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 3:

philosophy of lifea hot summer day in ancient rome. the philosopher across the tiber in a small boat. at the time of the ferry he asked the boatman: "have you ever heard ofphilosophy? "no, that is, i never heard about that. what is it? "i"m very sorry to you, is a learned man, you lost a quarter of my life because it"s very interesting science. "they are already a few minutes, as the philosopher again asked the boatman:" did you hear about astronomy, when you were in school? "no, i finished the school many years ago and forgot it all. i don"t recall, is the boatman. this philosopher again said that he was very sorry for the boatman, and that he had lost the second quarter of his life. it takes several minutes, and the philosopher again asked the ferryman question: "have you ever about algebra? "and the ferryman had to confess that he had never heard of it before. "in that case you lost the third quarter of their life," said the scientist. at this moment the boat flies to the big stone. the boatman stands up and shouts: "do you ever learned to swim? "no, - is a scientist, i never studied плавание». the boatman sad explains that he lost all his life, as the boat is sinking.moral: in daily life skills are sometimes more essential than knowledge of many sciences.