ну, я не знаю.. если бы мы с тобой

ну, я не знаю.. если бы мы с тобой пошли в бар,а потом пошли бы делать татуировки, то после таких приключений тебе бы пришлось нести меня домой на руках.

Результаты (английский) 1:

well, I don't know. .. If you went to a bar and then went to do a tattoo, after such an adventure you would have had to carry me home.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Well, I do not know .. if we'll go to the bar and then went to do a tattoo, after such an adventure you'd have to carry me home in his arms.

Результаты (английский) 3:

Well, I don't know.. if we with you have gone to the bar,and then went to do tattoos, after such adventure you would have had to carry me home on the hands.