Любовь моя, я не использую телефон

Любовь моя, я не использую телефон для этого. Просто все мои близкие люди знают мою особенность.
Я могу помнить дату рождения, но забыть какое сегодня число месяца, или год.
Я уже дошла до абсурда, месяц назад я была уверена, что мне в этом году будет 35. Потом посчитала, и удивилась что еще только будет 34. Сюрприз для меня.

Результаты (английский) 1:

My love, I don't use the phone for this. Just all my close friends know my feature. I can remember the date of birth, but forget what today day of the month, or year. I have already reached the point of absurdity, a month ago I was sure that I will be 35 this year. Then found and surprised that still only 34. A surprise to me.

Результаты (английский) 2:

My love, I do not use the phone to do so. Just all my close friends know my feature.
I can not remember the date of birth, but to forget what day of the month, or a year.
I've reached the point of absurdity, a month ago I was sure that I was in this year will be 35. Then he found it, and was surprised that has yet to be 34. The surprise for me.

Результаты (английский) 3:

My love, I do not use my phone for this. Simply all my close people know my special feature.
I can remember the date of birth, but also to forget what today, the number of months, or year.
I have already gone to absurdity,A month ago, I was sure that I am in this year, there will be 35. I felt that it was, and surprised that it only will be 34. Another surprise for me.