потому что я представила на секунду

потому что я представила на секунду как снимаю
провокационный фильм для тебя.
Я бы от смеха не смогла ничего сделать.
Ничего впечатляющего.
Комизм ситуации заключается в том, что в это время я готовлю доклад.
С этим докладом по вопросу правам детей, я должна выступать на комиссии в министерстве .

Результаты (английский) 1:

because I was introduced as a second shoot
provocative film for you.
I have to laugh failed to do anything.
Nothing spectacular.
The funny side of the situation lies in the fact that at this time I am preparing a report.
With this report on children's rights, I should act on the committee in the ministry.

Результаты (английский) 2:

because I presented the second
as provocative the film for you.
I would die laughing was not able to do anything.
nothing spectacular.
Comic situation is that in this time I cook report.
The report on children's rights, I should be on the Commission.

Результаты (английский) 3:

Because I have presented to the second as shoot
provocative film for you.
I would of laughter was not able to do nothing.
Nothing spectacular.
Seem situation is that in this time, i'm cooking report.
The report on children's rights, I must speak to the Commission in the ministry of .