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Как-то раз репортер брал интервью у Томаса Эдисона (1847 — 1931). — Скажите, сэр, — спросил он знаменитого изобретателя.
— Ведь это вы изобрели первую в мире говорящую машину?
— Нет, нет. — Поспешно ответил Эдисон.
— Первая говорящая машина появилась очень давно. Если говорить по существу, то она была создана еще в библейские времена... Выдержав паузу, он опасливо огляделся и заговорщически наклонившись к репортеру, шепотом закончил:
— ...из ребра Адама!

В 1880 году султан Марокко посетил один из новейших английских броненосцев на Средиземном море. Дипломаты водили его по всему кораблю, рассчитывал поразить его воображение электрическим освещением, броневыми башнями с огромными 406-мм орудиями, паровыми машинами невиданной дотоле мощностью — 8000 л. с. Но когда после визита султана спросили, что из увиденного произвело на него наибольшее впечатление, он лаконично ответил:
— Лицо капитана...

Во время знаменитого Швейцарского похода, когда А. В. Суворов (1730 — 1800) был главнокомандующим объединенных русско-австрийских войск, союзники всячески уклонялись от выполнения своих обязательств, и основная тяжесть боевого марша выпала на долю наших солдат. После блистательного завершения этой труднейшей в истории войн кампании, австрийцы, желая показать, что, дескать, и «они пахали», вознамерились выпустить памятную медаль в честь героического похода. Узнав об этом, Суворов только и сказал:
— На одной стороне этой медали надо отчеканить российский герб с девизом «бог с нами», а на другой — австрийский герб с девизом «бог с ними»!

Кстати, как-то А. В. Суворова спросили, сколько он получил ранений. На это Александр Васильевич ответил, что был ранен 32 раза на войне, десять раз дома и двадцать — при дворе».

По контракту, заключенному между А.Дюма и директором парижского театра-варьете, последний обязывался выплачивать писателю сверх гонорара по тысяче франков всякий раз, когда его пьеса после двадцатого представления давала больше 60 тыс. франков сбора. Поскольку пьесы пользовались большим успехом и условия контракта явно выполнялись, Дюма как-то раз зашел после первого акта двадцать пятого представления за своими деньгами. Но директор, увиливая от уплаты, заявил, что выручка не достигла оговоренной суммы. Для пущей убедительности он даже назвал первую, пришедшую ему на ум цифру: 59 997 франков. Дюма молча вышел и вернувшись через несколько минут, сказал, протягивая директору только что купленный входной билет:
— За него я выложил пять франков. Надеюсь, теперь, когда выручка составила 60 002 франка, вы не станете утверждать, что условия контракта не выполнены.

Однажды известного немецкого врача Э. Хейма срочно вызвали в больницу: тяжело больной пациент, которого он лечил, потерял сознание, и казалось, был при смерти. Приехав, в больницу, Хейм предпринял экстренные меры, и больной начал приходить в себя. Он открыл глаза и, обведя взглядом врачей и сестер, сгрудившихся вокруг его постели, неожиданно спросил Хейма:
— А это что за олухи?
Вне себя от радости, что больной очнулся, Хейм повернулся к своим коллегам и торжествующе сказал:
— Вы видите господа, он сразу вас всех узнал!

Как-то раз французский ученый Г. Кориолис (1792 — 1843), обосновавший ныне всем хорошо знакомую со школьной скамьи формулу кинетической энергии «эм вэ квадрат пополам», так спешил на лекцию, что по рассеянности натолкнулся... на каменную колонну и от удара головой потерял сознание. Придя в себя, он начал твердить странную фразу.
— Хорошо, что пополам, очень хорошо, что пополам...
Сбежавшиеся к месту происшествия студенты успокаивали своего профессора, клятвенно заверяя, что голова его, к счастью, цела, да и колонна, похоже, не пострадала.
— Да не о том речь! вдруг с досадой перебил их Кориолис.
— Хорошо то, что в моей формуле кинетической энергии «эм вэ квадрат» делится пополам. А если не делить пополам, как предлагал Гюйгенс, тогда уж точно моя голова раскололась бы пополам!

Как-то показывая студентам опыты с лейденской банкой, знаменитый немецкий физик В. Рентген предупредил слушателей:
— С этой банкой надо обращаться очень и очень осторожно. Если в ней накопить достаточно большой электрический заряд, то, замкнув обкладки, можно убить даже быка.
Для большей наглядности он самоотверженно разрядил прибор через самого себя. Получив при этом легкий щелчок. Рентген инстинктивно отдернул руку и, переведя дух, спросил:
— Ну как, видели? То-то... Кто объяснит, что сейчас произошло?
Студенты растерянно переглянулись, и одни из них, наконец, произнес:
— Одно из двух, профессор... Или ваше утверждение было несколько преувеличенным, или вы значительно здоровее быка!

Знаменитый пароход-гигант «Грейт Истерн», созданный английским инженером И. Брюнелем, был столь огромен и необычен, что в морском лексиконе не нашлось даже терминов для обозначения шести его мачт. Пришлось назвать их по дням недели: «мачта-понедельник», «мачта-вторник», «мачта-среда» и т. д. Будучи пассажиром «Грейт Истерн», известный писатель-фантаст Жюль Верн решил разыграть матроса, любезно объяснявшего ему названия мачт, и спросил:
— А почему же не поставили еще и «мачту-воскресенье»?
— Потому что на море нет выходных, сэр! — с достоинством ответил моряк.

Сухиро Хонда, основатель известной японской автомобильной фирмы» вспоминает, что в 1951 году он и его компаньон Фуджисава, отчаянно нуждаясь в средствах, решили попросить кредиты в банке «Мицубиси». Дабы расположить к себе финансовых воротил, они на остатки денег устроили роскошный банкет, пока гости ели и пили, компаньоны развлекали их тем, что с небольшой сцены ду

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The reporter was interviewing Thomas Edison (1847-1931). -Tell me, Sir, "he asked the famous inventor. Is this you invented the world's first talking car? — No, no. — Hastily replied Edison. -The first talking machine a long time ago. If you talk about substance, it was established back in biblical times ... After a pause, he looked around and over at the reporter, leaning over to whisper finished: — ... from Adam's rib!In 1880, the Sultan of Morocco, visited one of the newest British battleships in the Mediterranean. Diplomats have led him throughout the ship, expected to strike his fancy electric lighting, armored towers with huge 406-mm cannons, steam engines, previously unprecedented capacity is 8000 HP. But when after the visit of Sultan was asked what he made of the greatest impression on him, he succinctly replied: -Face captain ...During the famous Swiss hike when AV Suvorov (1730-1800) was the Commander-in-Chief of the United Russian-Austrian troops, allies assiduously avoided their obligations, and the brunt of Marsha has befallen our soldiers. After completing this challenging time in the history of warfare campaign, Austrians, wanting to show that, they say, and they plowed, "planned to release a commemorative medal in honor of the heroic campaign. On hearing this, Suvorov and only said: -On one side of this coin is engraved Russian coat of arms with the motto "God with us", and on the other is an Austrian coat of arms with the motto "God help them"!By the way, such as the Alexander Suvorov was asked how he received his injuries. The Alexander Vasilyevich replied that was shot 32 times in the war, and twenty-ten times — in the Court. "Under the contract concluded between Dumas and the Director of the Paris Theatre-variety show, last obliged to pay a writer over a thousand francs the fee whenever his play after the 20th presentation gave more than 60 thousand. the Franks collection. Because the plays have enjoyed great success and the contract explicitly implemented, Dumas once went after the first act of the twenty-fifth representation for their money. But the Director, eluding from paying, said that revenue had not reached the agreed amount. For the sake of credibility, he even called the first that comes to his mind the figure: 59997 francs. Dumas silently went out and came back a few minutes later, said stretching the Director just bought entrance tickets: — For it I've put five francs. Hopefully now, when revenues amounted to 60002 franc, would you say that the terms of the contract have not been met.Once famous German physician e. 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Once the reporter interviewed Thomas Edison (1847 - 1931). - Tell me, sir, - he said the famous inventor.
- It was you who invented the world's first talking car?
- No, no. - Hastily said Edison.
- First there was a talking car for a long time. Speaking on the merits, it was established back in biblical times ... After a pause, he looked around warily and leaned conspiratorially to the reporter, whisper finished:
- ... from Adam's rib! In 1880, the Sultan of Morocco, visited one of the newest British battleships on the Mediterranean. Diplomats took him all over the ship, expected to hit his imagination electric light, armored towers with huge 406-mm guns, steam engines hitherto unprecedented power - 8000 l. p. But when, after a visit to the Sultan asked that from what he saw made ​​the greatest impression on him, he replied laconically: - The captain's face ... During the famous Swiss campaign, when Alexander Suvorov (1730 - 1800) was the commander of the combined Russian and Austrian troops Allies strongly shirk their obligations, and the brunt of the fighting fell to the march of our troops. After the completion of this most difficult brilliant in the history of warfare campaign, the Austrians, to show that, he says, and "they plowed," set out to issue a commemorative medal in honor of the heroic campaign. On hearing this, Suvorov and said only: - On one side of the coin have to mint the Russian coat of arms with the motto "God with us", and the other - the Austrian coat of arms with the motto "God bless them!" By the way, such as AV Suvorov was asked how he was wounded. To this Alexander replied that he was wounded 32 times in the war, the house ten times and twenty - in the court. " According to the contract signed between Alexandre Dumas and the director of the Parisian variety theater, the latter undertook to pay royalties to the writer over a thousand francs each time when his play after the twentieth presentation gave more than 60 thousand. francs collection. Since the play enjoyed great success and the contract explicitly performed, Dumas once came after the first act of the twenty-fifth representation for their money. But the director, uvilivaya from payment, said that revenue has not reached the agreed amount. To be more convincing, he even called the first that came to mind the figure: 59 997 francs. Dumas silently left and returned a few minutes later, he said, holding out the director had just bought a ticket: - For him, I put five francs. I hope now that the revenue was 60,002 francs, you will not assert that the contract terms are not met. One of the famous German physician E. Heim was urgently summoned to the hospital: a seriously ill patient whom he had treated, lost consciousness and seemed to be at death. Came to the hospital, Heim has taken emergency measures, and the patient began to recover. He opened his eyes, eyes circling the doctors and nurses huddled around his bed, suddenly asked Heim: - What is this boobies? Overjoyed that the patient has regained consciousness, Heim turned to his colleagues and said triumphantly: - You see gentlemen, he immediately recognized all of you! Once the French scientist G. 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Suhir Honda, the founder of the famous Japanese automotive company "recalls that in 1951 he and his partner Fujisawa, desperate for money, decided to ask for loans from the bank" Mitsubishi ". In order to win tycoons, they are the remnants of the money made ​​a sumptuous banquet, while the guests ate and drank them companions were entertained by the fact that with a small stage do

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- This is you invented the world's first stone machine?
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