а мне тут в закулисье уже и анекдот

а мне тут в закулисье уже и анекдот рассказали:
Кошка и собака пришли к ветеринару:
– Доктор, у нас нет детей, это потому, что мы кошечка и собачка?
– Нет, это потому, что вы обе девочки.

Результаты (английский) 1:

and me here behind the scenes already and anecdote told:Cat and dog came to the vet:-Doctor, we don't have children, it's because we have Kitty and doggy?-No, it's because you both girls.

Результаты (английский) 2:

and I have here in the backstage and told anecdote:
Cat and dog came to the vet:
- Doctor, we do not have children, it is because we are cat and dog?
- No, it's because you're both girls.

Результаты (английский) 3:

And I am here in has already and anecdote told:
Cat and dog came to ветеринару:
- Doctor, we don't have any children, it is because that we you can see her photos and pawl?
- No, that is because you are both girls.