There is no egg in eggplant nor ham

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;

neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or

French fries in France.



Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads,

which aren't sweet, are meat.



We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes,

we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,

and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.



If the plural of tooth is teeth,

why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, two geese.

So one moose, two meese?

One index, two indices?

Is cheese the plural of choose.



Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

Park on driveways and drive on parkways?



How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while

a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be

hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?



When the house burns up, it burns down.

You fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes

off by going on. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,

but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Результаты (английский) 2:

No egg is There in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which are not sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. If we explore But its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why is not the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose. Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and on parkways drive? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? Can the weather How be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When the house burns up, it burns down. You! Just fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why is That, when the stars Total are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Результаты (английский) 3:

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How can a slim presentation and a fat presentation be the same, while

a wise man and wise guy Mware оppоsites? How can the weather be

hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

lord when the house burns up, it burns down.lord you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock's say this

off by going on. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,Lord but when the lights are out,They are invisible.