Философия жизни Жаркий летний день

Философия жизни
Жаркий летний день в Древнем Риме. Философ пе¬ресекает Тибр в маленькой лодочке. Во время пере¬правы он спрашивает у лодочника: «Ты когда-нибудь слышал о философии?» «Нет, — отвечает лодочник, — я никогда об этом не слышал. Что это такое?» «Мне очень тебя жаль, — отвечает ученый человек, — ты потерял четверть своей жизни, потому что это очень интересная наука!» Они плывут уже несколько ми¬нут, как философ опять спрашивает лодочника: «А ты слышал об астрономии, когда учился в школе?» «Нет, я закончил школу много лет назад и все забыл. Я ничего не помню», — отвечает лодочник. На это философ опять говорит, что ему очень жаль лодочни¬ка, и что тот потерял вторую четверть своей жизни. Проходит несколько минут, и философ опять задает лодочнику вопрос: «А слышал ли ты когда-нибудь об алгебре?» И лодочнику приходится сознаться, что он никогда ничего об этом не слышал. «В этом случае ты потерял третью четверть своей жизни», — говорит ученый. В этот момент лодка налетает на большой ка¬мень. Лодочник вскакивает и кричит: «Ты когда-ни¬будь учился плавать?» «Нет, — отвечает ученый, — я никогда не изучал плавание». Лодочник грустно объясняет философу, что тот потерял всю свою жизнь, так как лодка тонет.Мораль: В повседневной жизни практические умения бывают иногда более необходимы, чем знание многих наук.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Philosophy of life A hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher PE ¬ resekaet Tiber in a small boat. During the re ¬ right he asked the boatman: "have you ever heard of philosophy?" "No," answers the boatman, I never heard of. What is it? " I really pity you — scientist man, you've lost a quarter of his life, because it's a very interesting science! "they sail for several MI ¬ chickpeas as a philosopher once again asked a boatman:" did you hear about astronomy, when he studied in school? " "No, I am finished school many years ago and everyone has forgotten. I don't remember anything, "meets the boatman. On this philosopher once again said that he was very sorry lodočni ¬ Ka, and that he lost a second quarter of his life. Takes a few minutes, and philosopher again sets him a question: "do you hear ever about algebra?" and have him confess that he never heard nothing about it. "In this case, you lost the third quarter of their lives," says the scientist. At this moment, the boat hits the big Ka ¬ men. Boatman jumps up and yells, "you when neither ¬ be studied swim?" "No," meets a scientist, I have never studied swimming. " Boatman sad philosopher explains that he lost his life as the boat sinks. Moral: practical skills in everyday life are sometimes more indispensable than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Philosophy of life
a hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher pe¬resekaet Tiber in a small boat. During pere¬pravy he asked the boatman, "Have you ever heard about philosophy?" "No, - answers the boatman - I never even heard of. What is it? "" I am very sorry for you - responsible scientist man - you lost a quarter of his life, because it is very interesting science "They swim for several mi¬nut, as a philosopher once asked a boatman:" Have you heard about astronomy, when I was in school? "" No, I left school a long time ago and forgot everything. I do not remember anything, "- meets the boatman. On this philosopher once said that he was sorry lodochni¬ka, and that he had lost a quarter of a second of his life. It takes a few minutes, and philosopher again boatman asks the question: "Have you ever heard about algebra?" And the boatman has to admit that he had nothing about it heard. "In this case, you lose the third quarter of his life" - he says. At this moment, the boat hits the big ka¬men. The boatman jumps up and shouts: "You've ni¬bud learned to swim?" "No, - answers scientist - I never learned swimming." Boatman sad philosopher explains that he lost his entire life as tonet.Moral boat: In everyday life, practical skills are sometimes needed more than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 3:

philosophy of lifea hot summer day in ancient rome. the philosopher пе¬ресекает tiber river in a small boat. during the пере¬правы he asked the boatman: "have you ever heard of philosophy? "no, that is, i never heard about that. what is it? "i"m very sorry to you, is a learned man, you lost a quarter of my life because it"s very interesting science. "they are already a few ми¬нут as philosopher again asked the boatman:" did you hear about astronomy, when you were in school? "no, i finished the school many years ago and forgot it all. i don"t recall, is the boatman. this philosopher again said that he was very sorry лодочни¬ка and that he lost the second quarter of his life. it takes several minutes, and the philosopher again asked the ferryman question: "have you ever about algebra? "and the ferryman had to confess that he had never heard of it before. "in that case you lost the third quarter of their life," said the scientist. at this moment the boat flies at a ка¬мень. the boatman stands up and shouts: "when you ни¬будь learned to swim? "no, - is a scientist, i never studied плавание». the boatman sad explains that he lost his entire life as a boat тонет.мораль: in daily life skills are sometimes more essential than knowledge of many sciences.