Поскольку Рыбы плетутся в хвосте Зо

Поскольку Рыбы плетутся в хвосте Зодиака, это созвездие иногда называют “астрологической свалкой”. Родившимся под этим знаком мужчинам досталось понемногу от всех зодиакальных мерзавцев, поэтому они просто-таки вынуждены сочинять самые замысловатые небылицы, чтобы не дать выйти на свет ужасной правде. При первой встрече с понравившимся человеком всегда хочется выглядеть иными, чем мы есть на самом деле. Так вот, Рыбы отличаются от всего остального человечества степенью приукрашивания истины. Например, вы проводник, но делаете вид, что на самом деле управляете поездом. Это так называемое “сильное преувеличение”. А рожденный под знаком Рыб представится машинистом, да еще сделает вид, что это потрясающе интересная работа. Вот это уже проходит по категории “чудовищная ложь”.

К счастью, наделив Рыб врожденной хитростью и лукавством. Господь лишил их дара предвидения. Поэтому они могут врать самым бессовестным образом, но никогда не помнят, что они наплели, о ком и, главное, для чего. Хотя особой разговорчивостью они не отличаются. Отсюда присущая мужчине-рыбе способность помалкивать годами, предоставляя ближним возможность принимать за него решения ближним, то есть вам. Кого он так любит в глубине души, тем паче, что большая часть этих решений идет ему во вред и делает из него настоящего мученика. А как иначе он сможет пожалеть себя сам и вызвать жалость у других.

“Другие” — это все его бывшие жены и подруги, с которыми он до конца так и не расстался, потому что вообще терпеть не может расставаться. Он хранит фотографии, любовные письма и памятные вещицы. Да, он романтик. Не ждите, однако, что он осыплет вас цветами, духами и обручальными кольцами. В крупных размерах он может только соврать, и вы обязательно это обнаружите.

У Рыб репутация главных сердцеедов среди всех знаков Зодиака, и астрологические руководства изобилуют советами, как превозмочь свою любовь к ним. Приведем свой рецепт для новичков. “Ложитесь. Сделайте глубокий вдох и считайте до 10. Предстаньте себе, что вы все еще влюблены в него... Теперь проснитесь и протрите глаза”.

КАК ЕГО ОПОЗНАТЬ?

Типичный мерзавец, рожденный под знаком Рыб, узнается по голубым или зеленым глазам. Это Господь, как бы невзначай, помогает вам разглядеть его расширенные зрачки, когда он врет, как сивый мерин.

КАК ЕГО ЗАИНТЕРЕСОВАТЬ?

Обсуждайте действие наркотиков, почаще меняйте партнеров, плохо себя ведите в компании — и валите все на ваше тяжелое, безрадостное детство. Ему сразу захочется спасти вас.

ПЕРВОЕ СВИДАНИЕ

Если вы хотите попасть в приличное место, позаботьтесь об этом сами. В противном случае вам суждено часами бродить по улицам в поисках чудного ресторанчика, который совершенно точно был... где-то там.

КОГДА ПРИСТУПИТЬ К ДЕЛУ?

Когда он напьется.

ЕСЛИ ОН БРОСИТ ВАС?

Он этого не сделает, чтобы не брать на себя ответственность. Но подстроит все таким образом, чтобы вы сами сделали первый шаг, например, надолго исчезнет с вашего горизонта. А когда вы, в полной уверенности, что между вами все кончено, сочтете возможным завести кого-то еще, он в праведном негодовании кинется искать утешения в объятиях старых подруг.

ЕСЛИ ВЫ ЕГО БРОСИТЕ?

Этим вы только распалите его комплекс мученика. Единственно верный путь — сказать ему, что вы его любите, все прощаете и хотите быть матерью его детей. Его как ветром сдует.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Since Fish tag along behind the Zodiac, this constellation is sometimes referred to as the "astrological dump". Born under this sign the men got a little from all the Zodiac scoundrels, so they just have to compose the most intricate of fiction to come out to light the terrible truth. At the first meeting with your favorite man always wants to look different than we really are. So, the Fish are different from the rest of humanity a sugarcoating the truth. For example, the Explorer, but you do look that actually control the train. This is the so-called "strong exaggeration". And born under the sign of the fish will have a driver, and yes even pretend that this is a very good interesting work. This is category is "monstrous lie."Fortunately, with Fish innate cunning and craftiness. Lord deprived them of the gift of foresight. So they can lie to unscrupulously, but can never remember what they all about whom and for what. Although the special hospitality they are no different. Hence the inherent in male fish's ability to keep quiet for years, giving people the ability to take the decisions of others, that is you. Whom he loves deep down, moreover, that most of these decisions is to his or her detriment and this makes him a martyr. How else to take himself and pity from others."Other" is all his ex-wives and girlfriends with whom he to the end never parted because generally hates to leave. It stores photos, love letters and memorabilia items. Yes, he's a romantic. Don't expect, however, that he osyplet you flowers, spirits and wedding rings. In large amounts, it can only lie, and you are sure to find it.In fish the reputation of the main serdceedov of all the zodiac signs and the astrological guide replete with tips, how to overcome my love for him. Here is your recipe for beginners. "Lie Down. Take a deep breath and count to 10. Present yourself that you're still in love with him ... Now wake up and wipe your eyes ".HOW TO IDENTIFY? A typical villain, born under the sign of Pisces, is recognized by blue or green eyes. It is the Lord, as if by chance, helping you discern his dilated pupils when he is lying, as the old grey gelding.AS HIS INTEREST? Discuss the drugs often change partners, ill keep the company — and blow all your hard, joyless childhood. He just want to save you.FIRST DATEIf you want to get in a decent place, take care of yourself. Otherwise, you are destined to wander the streets in search of a wonderful restaurant, which most definitely was ... somewhere out there.WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO BUSINESS? When he gets drunk.IF YOU THROW IT? He does so not to take responsibility. But adjust the figure's all in such a way that you have taken the first step, for example, for a long time will disappear from your horizon. And when you're confident that it's all over, you may find it possible to meet someone else he's righteous indignation tumbles seek solace in the embrace of old friends.IF YOU DROP IT?By doing this, you just raspalite him a martyr complex. The only sure way is to tell him that you love him, all forgiving and would like to be the mother of his children. As the wind will blow.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Since Pisces Zodiac lagging behind, this constellation is sometimes referred to as "astrological dump." Born under the sign of the men got a little of all the zodiacal bastards, so they simply did have to compose the most intricate stories not to give leave to light the terrible truth. At the first meeting with the pleasant man always wants to look different from what we really are. So, fish differ from the rest of humanity degree of embellishment of the truth. For example, you are the conductor, but pretend that you actually control the train. This so-called "great exaggeration." A born under the sign of Pisces be presented machinist, and even pretend that this is a stunningly interesting work. Now that passes through the category of "monstrous lie." Fortunately, giving Pisces innate cunning and craftiness. Lord deprived them of the gift of foresight. Therefore, they can lie shamelessly, but never mind that they naplel about whom and, most importantly, why. Although they are not particularly talkative different. Hence the inherent ability of male fish to keep quiet for years, giving neighbors the opportunity to take decisions for him near, that is you. Whom he loves so much at heart, especially because most of these decisions is to harm him and makes him a real martyr. How else could he feel sorry for himself, and to evoke pity from others. "Other" - it's all his former wives and girlfriends, with whom he had until the end and not separated, because generally can not stand to leave. It stores photos, love letters and memorabilia gizmos. Yes, he is a romantic. Do not wait, however, that he osyplet you flowers, perfume and wedding rings. In large amounts it can only lie, and you are sure to find it. Pisces reputation main smoothies among all signs of the zodiac and astrological guidance abound tips on how to overcome their love for him. Here is a recipe for beginners. "Lie down. Take a deep breath and count to 10. The present yourselves to yourself that you are still in love with him ... Now wake up and wipe your eyes. " How to identify it? Typical bastard, born under the sign of Pisces, is recognized by blue or green eyes. It is the Lord, as if by accident, helps you see his dilated pupils, when he lies like a trooper. HOW interest him? Discuss the influence of drugs, often change partners, unwell lead in the company - and bring down everything on your hard, joyless childhood. He immediately wants to save you. First Date If you want to get into a decent place, take care of yourself. Otherwise, you are destined to spend hours wandering the streets in search of a wonderful restaurant, which was exactly ... somewhere. WHEN get down to business? When he gets drunk. He threw IF YOU? He does not, so as not to incur responsibility. But all will adjust so that you yourself have made ​​the first step, such a long time away from your horizon. And when you are in full confidence that it's over between you, find it possible to make someone else, he will throw in righteous indignation to seek solace in the arms of old friends. If you do give up? This will only inflame his martyr complex. The only true way - to tell him that you love him and forgive all want to be the mother of his children. Its like the wind will blow.

Результаты (английский) 3:

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The "other" - this is all of his ex-wife and friend, with whom he up to the end of the so and not family, because that is not at all to be tolerated everywhere you go. It stores photos, letters and memoranda from decent application. Yes, the Buzzard. Don't wait,However, that he осыплет you flowers, spirits and обручальными rings. In large amounts it can only lie, and you are sure to find it.The Lord's reputation fish main сердцеедов among all Zodiac signs,And manuals are replete with boards, as transcend their love to them. Here's their recipe for beginners. "Lie down. Take a deep breath and read 10. When Jacob was come into Egypt,That you are still passionate about it. ... Now wake up and wipe your eyes" .Lord as it identified? Lord typical a scoundrel, born under the sign of fish stocks, advertisements in blue or green eyes. That it was the Lord, such as would be suitable,Helps you see it advanced his irises were, when he hasn't got a car, as well as supposed Opel car in Saint Petersburg.Lord as his interest? Lord talk about the drugs, frequently change partners,A drive in the company - and валите all on your heavy, sad childhood. To him as soon as you want to save you.Lord the first interview

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