Петри и Тиль , уже как 3 года безра

Петри и Тиль , уже как 3 года безработные бомжи , вспоминали о своей прошлой жизни сидя на центре казанского вокзала.

Тиль как то похолодало , не замечаешь?
Да , есть такое , может быть в метро пойдем ?
Разумная мысль сударь , там ведь и тепло и довольно таки красиво , ведь там изображены почти вся история Москвы
Да и газетку бесплатно почитать можно , с утра "Метро" а вечером "Вечернюю Москву" )
Да и персонал в метро весьма любезный , исключая случаи с жандармами
А куда мы поедем Тиль?

Извольте проехать со мной на маяковскую , ведь там наш союзник Страдивариус может "Аргументы и факты" за хлебушек дать.


*после удачной поездки к Страдивариусу и получения свежей информации из газеты , они решили посидеть в центре зала станции метро "Маяковская"
Т: Петри пойдем в музей , а то обыденность повседневности становится угнетающей
П: да зачем нам эти музеи в Третьяковской галерее одни шарлатаны , не стоит даже и говорить про центральный дом художника , ведь лучший музей это наше метро
П: ведь метро это сочетание уникальной инженерной и архитектурной мысли с глубоким творческим подходом воплощенное в невообразимом количестве мощных материалов

Т: Так в добавок ко всему, ещё и пробки нас с тобой не волнуют, а то стоит вечно эта Москва. А мы тут раз и на месте.
П: Метро это конечно удобно,быстро и красиво, но хочется порой и на природу посмотреть!
Т: Да где ж её найдешь, в этих городских джунглях?
П: В парках Тиль, ты чего позабыл?
Т: Точно!
П: В Москве ведь большое количество парков и даже заповедник есть. Лавочки там удобные, заведения общепита порой встретить можно и бесплатные туалеты.
Т: А раньше то в Москве с туалетами совсем туго было!
П: Это как? Насколько раньше?
Т: Да с момента её основания в 1147 году!
П: Это что ль при Долгоруком когда?
Т: При нем, когда он ещё Ольговича принимал, и называлось тогда место Москов, как сейчас на иностранном.
П: Благо при сыне Александра Невского некой столицей стала, видать после сего и пошло улучшение благосостояния.
Т: Видать.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Petri and Til, already as a 3 year unemployed bums, reminiscing about her past life sitting at the center of the Kazan railway station. Til how the cold, do not notice? Yes, there is such, can be in the subway go? A reasonable thought Sir, there are warm and quite nicely, in fact there are depicted almost the entire history of Moscow Yes and you can read a free newspaper, "Metro" in the morning and in the evening "Evening Moscow")Yes and the staff very helpful in subway, except with gendarmesAnd where we'll go Til?Just go with me on maâkovskuû, there is our ally Stradivarius can "arguments and facts" for bread to give.* After successful trip to Stradivariusu and get fresh information from the newspaper, they decided to sit in the center of the Hall, Mayakovskaya Metro stationT: Let's go to Petrie Museum and the ordinariness of everyday life becomes oppressiveP: Yes why we these museums in the Tretyakov Gallery some charlatans, not worth even talking about Central artist's House, after all, the best Museum is our MetroP: because Metro is a combination of unique engineering and architectural thoughts with great creativity embodied in an unimaginable number of powerful materialsT: So in addition to everything else and we don't care, with you and it is forever the Moscow. And we are here again and on the spot.P: Metro is certainly convenient, fast and beautiful, but I sometimes see nature!T: Yes where it will find, in these urban jungle?N: in the parks, you're bringing Til forgot?T: Exactly!P: in Moscow because a large number of parks and even reserve there. Benches there comfortable, catering establishments sometimes come across can and free toilets.T: and before that in Moscow with toilets very tight!P: it how? How much earlier?T: Yes since its foundation in the year 1147!P: it eh at Dolgorukom when? T: With him when he was taking and was called Ii then place of Moscow, as it is now in a foreign.P: the benefit when the son of Alexander Nevsky capital, became a kind of mind after this and improve welfare.T: I See.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Petri Till now as a 3-year unemployed, homeless, reminiscing about his past life sitting at the center of the Kazan station. Till such as cold, you do not notice? Yes, there is, perhaps in the subway go? Reasonable mind sir, there is after all a warm and pretty nice, because there are represented almost the entire history of Moscow Yes, and a newspaper for free you can read in the morning, "Metro" and in the evening "Evening Moscow") Yes, and the staff in the subway is very kind, except when the gendarmes And where are we going til? Kindly pass with me on Mayakovsky, because there is our ally Stradivarius can "Arguments and Facts" for hlebushek give. * after a successful trip to the Stradivarius and the latest information from the newspaper, they decided to sit in the center of the room the metro station "Mayakovskaya" T: Petri go to the museum and the ordinariness of everyday life becomes depressing P: Why should we the museum at the Tretyakov Gallery Some quacks, do not even talk about the Central House of Artists, as the best museum is our subway P: because the subway is a combination of unique engineering and architectural thought with a deep creative approach embodied in an unimaginable number of powerful materials T: So in addition to all, more traffic jams and you and I do not care, and that is always the Moscow. And we're just on the spot. A: Metro is certainly convenient, fast and beautiful, but it would be desirable at times to nature look! T: But where it will find, in this urban jungle? A: In the parks til you then forgotten? T: That's right! A: In Moscow, because a large number of parks and even have reserve. Benches there comfortable, catering establishments and can sometimes find free toilets. T: And earlier in Moscow and toilets were very tight! P: How's that? How early? T: Yes, since its inception in 1147! P: This is my only weapon at Dolgoruky when? T: With him, when he was still Olgovich took, and then called the place mosquito as it is now foreign. P: blessing when her son Alexander Nevsky became a kind of capital, see, and went after this improvement in well-being. T: Looks.

Результаты (английский) 3:

petri dish and thiel, already three years unemployed, homeless people, talking about their past lives, sitting on the kazan railway station.

thiel as it is cold, don't you? - yes, it is, can be in the subway to go?
well said sir, there is a warm and pretty beautiful, because there are almost the entire history of moscow
and, free to read, in the morning, "metro" and in the evening "night moscow").and the staff in the subway very amiable, excluding the cases to the police. where are we going thiel?

please go with me to маяковскую, there's our ally stradivarius "arguments and facts" for bread to


.* after a successful visit to страдивариусу and obtain the updated information from the newspaper, they decided to sit in the center of the hall subway station mayakovskaya "
t: let's go in the petrie museumand the ordinary everyday life becomes repressed
p: yes, why do we have these museums in the tretyakov gallery and charlatans, don't even talk about the central house of artist's best museum is our metro
p:because the subway is the combination of unique engineering and architectural thoughts deeply creative approach embodied in an unimaginable number of powerful materials

t, so on top of everything