Философия жизни Жаркий летний день

Философия жизни
Жаркий летний день в Древнем Риме. Философ пересекает Тибр в маленькой лодочке. Во время переправы он спрашивает у лодочника: «Ты когда-нибудь слышал о философии?» «Нет, — отвечает лодочник, — я никогда об этом не слышал. Что это такое?» «Мне очень тебя жаль, — отвечает ученый человек, — ты потерял четверть своей жизни, потому что это очень интересная наука!» Они плывут уже несколько минут, как философ опять спрашивает лодочника: «А ты слышал об астрономии, когда учился в школе?» «Нет, я закончил школу много лет назад и все забыл. Я ничего не помню», — отвечает лодочник. На это философ опять говорит, что ему очень жаль лодочника, и что тот потерял вторую четверть своей жизни. Проходит несколько минут, и философ опять задает лодочнику вопрос: «А слышал ли ты когда-нибудь об алгебре?» И лодочнику приходится сознаться, что он никогда ничего об этом не слышал. «В этом случае ты потерял третью четверть своей жизни», — говорит ученый. В этот момент лодка налетает на большой камень. Лодочник вскакивает и кричит: «Ты когда-нибудь учился плавать?» «Нет, — отвечает ученый, — я никогда не изучал плавание». Лодочник грустно объясняет философу, что тот потерял всю свою жизнь, так как лодка тонет.
Мораль: В повседневной жизни практические умения бывают иногда более необходимы, чем знание многих наук.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Philosophy of life A hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher in a small boat crossing. During the crossing, he asked the boatman, "have you ever heard of philosophy?" "No," replied the boatman, I never heard of. What is it? " "I really feel sorry for you, that takes a scientist man, you've lost a quarter of his life, because it's a very interesting science!" they sail for several minutes, as a philosopher once asked a boatman: "did you hear about astronomy when he was in high school?" "No, I am finished school many years ago and forgotten. I remember nothing, "the boatman is responsible. A philosopher once said that he was very sorry and that the boatmen lost second quarter of his life. Takes a few minutes, and philosopher again sets him a question: «have you heard ever about algebra? "and have him confess that he had not heard anything about it. "In this case, you've lost a third quarter of my life," says the scientist. At this point the boat swooped down on the large stone. Boatman jumps up and yells, ' you ever learned to swim? " "No," replies the scientist — I've never studied swimming ". Boatman sad explains philosopher that he lost all his life, since the boat is sinking. Moral: in daily life practical skills are sometimes more essential than knowing the many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Philosophy of life
a hot summer day in Rome. Philosopher crosses the Tiber River in a small boat. During the crossing, he asked the boatman, "Have you ever heard about the philosophy?" "No, - answers the boatman - I never even heard of. What is it? "" I am very sorry for you - responsible scientist man - you have lost a quarter of his life, because it is very interesting science! "They swim for several minutes, as a philosopher once asked the boatman," Have you heard about astronomy, when I was in school? "" No, I left school many years ago and forgotten. I do not remember anything ", - answers the boatman. In this philosopher once he said that he was sorry the boatman, and that he has lost a quarter of a second of his life. It takes a few minutes and philosopher asks the boatman again the question: "Have you ever heard anything about algebra?" And the boatman has to confess that he had nothing about it heard. "In this case you lost the third quarter of his life" - he says. At this moment, the boat runs into a large rock. The boatman jumped up and shouted: "Have you ever learned to swim?" "No, - answers scientist - I never learned swimming." Boatman sad philosopher explains that he lost his entire life, since the boat is sinking.
Moral: In everyday life, practical skills are sometimes needed more than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 3:

Philosophy of life
hot summer day in Ancient Rome. Philosopher crosses the Tiber in a small with almonds. During the ferry crossing he asked the лодочника: "You Ever heard of philosophy?" "No, is responsible лодочник,- I have never heard about that. What is that?" "I am very sorry thee, is responsible scientist people, - you had lost a quarter of life, because that is a very interesting science!" They were voyaging is already a few minutes,