Курт Кобейн (Куртка Бейн, Курт Кобе

Курт Кобейн (Куртка Бейн, Курт Кобель, Курт Комбайн, Курт Кобайн, Курт Кобань, Курт Кубань, Курт Дробовик, IRL — Курт Дональд Кобейн, имя получил в память о немецко-фашистских предках, фамилию — в память об ирландских террористах[1], 20 февраля 1967 — 5 апреля 1994) — певец и гитараст. Под влиянием веществ создал группу Nirvana и впоследствии стал героем, хотя есть мнение, что его заказала собственная жена. Если мнение ошибочно, то Кобейна по праву можно считать мастером в стрельбе из шотгана с очень близких расстояний.
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1 Детство. Отрочество. Юность
2 История группы
3 Кобейн и интернеты
3.1 Кто убил Курта Кобейна?
3.2 «Украденный» прах
3.3 Гений или отличный стрелок?
3.4 Вандализм
3.5 К. Кобейн — эмо?
3.6 Гитарный хер 5
3.7 Троллинг от Кобейна
4 После смерти
5 Подражатели
6 Алсо
7 Видеогалерея
8 См. также
9 Ссылки
10 Примечания
Детство. Отрочество. Юность


Няшечка.


Такой вид из окна казался КК унылым.
До определенного времени кавайный ангелоподобный паренек Курт был вполне себе счастлив и доволен жизнью. Но вот незадача — родители развелись[2]. И до взрослеющего Кобейна вдруг стало доходить, как уныл этот мир. Что проживает он в глухой дыре под названием Абердин, не тот, что в Шотландии, а еще более забытый Богом. И, наконец, что единственным развлечением для местного небыдла могут стать музыка и вещества. Правда, папаша пытался приспособить паренька в спорт, проявляя тем самым свои комплексы несостоявшейся звезды, но потерпел неудачу.
Курт на какой-то период замкнулся в себе и предпочитал вообще лишний раз не выходить из дому. Поскольку интернетов и тем паче двачей у него в наличии не было, его это вскоре подзаебало, что и вылилось в некий ИРЛ-троллинг. Так, например, он ухитрился найти себе пару друзей-геев, что было с интересом воспринято местной публикой. С таким интересом, что пришлось от этих друзей отказаться. Другая излюбленная тактика Курта — оставление забавных надписей на стенах домов и машинах, зачастую гомосексуальной направленности. При всем при этом никаких доказательств того, что наш герой имел когда-либо гомосексуальные контакты, нет. Тем не менее, вполне понятны мотивы его проделок.
Первый половой опыт стал неудачным. Когда он привел подружку к себе домой и они начали раздеваться, в комнату вбежала мамаша Курта и выкинула обоих на мороз, назвав девушку неприличным словом. Повзрослев, Кобейн иногда вспоминал былое. Как, например, на эпической церемонии Saturday Night Live, где, дабы позлить гомофобов, Курт продемонстрировал полноценный поцелуй взасос с собственным басистом. Бывали случаи, когда члены группы переодевались в женскую одежду с теми же целями, что, в принципе, доставляло. В своё время, конечно.
Не обладая выдающимися физическими данными, КК был весьма хитер и изворотлив. Наблюдавший однажды из окна своей комнаты, как его мать, вдрызг разругавшись с отчимом, пошла на речку топить охотничий арсенал оного, Курт в этот же день нанял двух ребят, чтобы выловить оружие и продать его. На вырученные деньги он купил достаточно мощную звукоусилительную аппаратуру, а затем отвез продавца аппаратуры к своему наркоторговцу, где тот и потратил все деньги на траву. Таким образом, не ударив палец о палец, КК поимел двойную выгоду: заимел усилок и поуебывал веществ с продавцом.
После описанного случая КК решил создать собственную группу, дабы играть то, что ему представлялось панк-роком, а именно: «три аккорда и много крика». Первые попытки были неудачны по причине его криворукости и немузыкальности.
История группы
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…это было временем упадка металла, металл очень сильно просел. Пришел Курт и разрушил все, а потом сам застрелился. Отлично!!! Спасибо…
»
— Кай Ханссен


Фрэнк Пирс тоже любит Нирвану!
Первая группа Кобейна называлась Fecal Matter (что в буквальном смысле означало «говно»), состояла она из Дейла Кровера на бас-гитаре, Грега Хокансона на ударных и собственно Кобейна — вокалиста и гитариста. Потом состав поменялся, Курту удалось отыскать себе басиста, коим стал Крист Новоселич, хорватский иммигрант, в достаточной степени раздолбай, чтобы заиметь к последнему классу школы машину, стереосистему и гитару. Курт, кстати, эту самую школу не закончил вообще. Затем было найдено новое название. Основным преимуществом Криста были не безумные навыки игры, а скорее совпадение его мировоззрения с куртовским и любовь к тем же сортам травы. Примечательно, что Новоселич ухитрился проебать данный ему Кобейном «попользоваться» комбоусилитель. Возможно, тот самый, из параграфа выше.


Выпиленный Курт такой выпиленный.


Курт смотрит на тебя как на британского журнализда и гомофоба.
С барабанщиком всё было не так просто. Среди ударников группы засветились Аарон Буркхард, Дейв Фостер, Дейл Кровер и Чед Ченнинг. Последние двое и принимали участие в записи первого альбома «Bleach», что означает «Отбеливатель», который произвел фурор мирового масштаба, достаточного для того, чтобы отправиться в турне по Западному побережью США и привлечь к себе внимание крупных рекорд-лейблов. Потом было турне по Европе, 36 концертов за 42 дня, большой успех в Великобритании. А потом Ченнинг был выпилен из группы, и его место занял Дейв Грол, при ближайшем рассмотрении оказавшийся весьма доставляющим ударником, который после (само?) выпила КК организовал собственную группу Foo Fighters (более попсовую).
Кстати, после записи «Блича» Кобейн решил взять ещё одного гитариста, и Ченнинг предложил некоего Джейсона Эвермана. Тот пришелся ко двору и вдобавок оплатил долг продюсеру группы за запись первого альбома (так как у него была работа, в отличие от остальных

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Kurt Cobain (jacket Baine, Kurt, Kurt Harvester, Kurt Kobajn, Kurt Kurt Cobani Kuban, Kurt shotgun, IRL-Kurt Donald Cobain, name received in memory of Nazi ancestors last name — in memory of Irish terrorists [1], February 20, 1967-April 5, 1994) — singer and plot parody. Under the influence of substances created the group Nirvana and subsequently became a hero, although it is believed that his own wife ordered. If incorrect, Cobain can truly be considered a master at shooting from šotgana with very close distances.Contents [Hide]1 Childhood. Adolescence. YouTube2 history of the Group3 Cobain and internets3.1 who killed Kurt Cobain?3.2 "Stolen" ashes3.3 Genius or a great shooter?3.4 Vandalism3.5. Cobain-emo?3.6 Guitar Dick 53.7 Trolling from Cobain4 after death5 ImitatorsAlso 67 video gallery8 Cm. also9 Links10 NotesChildhood. Adolescence. YouTubeNâšečka.This type of window seemed QC sad.Until a certain time kavajnyj angelopodobnyj chappy Kurt was quite a happy and satisfied life. But here's the thing — divorced parents [2]. And to the vzrosleûŝego Cobain suddenly became amount, how sad is this world. That he lived in a hole called Aberdeen, not in Scotland, and even more forgotten by God. And, finally, that the only entertainment for local nebydla may become music and stuff. True, Dad tried to adapt sports boy, manifesting thereby its complexes unsuccessful star, but failed.Kurt at some period closed in itself and preferred themes once again not to go home. Because the Internets and even more so dvačej he was not available, it is soon podzaebalo that resulted in some HDI-trolling. For example, he has managed to find a couple of gay friends, which was greeted with interest by the local audience. With such interest, that had to be from these friends abandoned. Another favorite tactic of Kurt is leaving funny graffiti houses and cars, often homosexual orientation. With all this evidence that our hero had ever homosexual contacts, no. Nevertheless, understandable motives of his antics.First sexual experience was unsuccessful. When he brought a girlfriend home and they began to undress, into the room ran MILF Kurt and threw both into the cold, calling a girl obscene Word. As Cobain sometimes recalled the past. How, for example, on an epic ceremony Saturday Night Live where, seemingly to homophobes, Kurt has demonstrated a full Kiss fervently with own bassist. There have been cases where members of the Group disguised themselves in women's clothing with the same objectives that, in principle, delivered. In his time, of course.Without the outstanding physiques, QC was a very cunning and as slippery. Watching from the window of his room once, how his mother, completely razrugavšis′ with the stepfather, went to the River to drown the hunting arsenal of bombs, Kurt on the same day, hired two guys to catch weapons and sell it. With the money he bought a powerful enough sound amplifying equipment, and then drove the seller of the equipment to its narkotorgovcu, where he spent all the money on the grass. Thus, not hitting a finger, QC fucked double benefit: has the amplifier and pouebyval substances with the seller.After the described incident QC decided to create my own group, to play what he appeared to be a punk rock, namely: "three chords and a lot of crying." The first attempts were unsuccessful because of its this and nemuzykal′nosti.The history of the Group«… This was the time of the decline of metal, metal very heavily subsided. Kurt came and destroyed everything, and then shot himself. It's cool!!! Thanks ...»— Kay HanssenFrank Pierce also loves Nirvana!The first group of Cobain called Fecal Matter (which literally means "shit"), consisted of Dale Krovera on bass, Greg Hokansona on drums and Cobain-lead vocalist and guitarist. Then the composition is changed, Kurt managed to find herself a bassist, Krist Novoselic, Croatian became the immigrant, to a sufficient degree to make the troublemaker to the last school class car stereo and guitar. Kurt, by the way, this school is not finished at all. It was then found a new name. The main advantage of Krista weren't insane skill games, but rather a coincidence of his world view with kurtovskim and love to the same sorts of herbs. It is noteworthy that Novoselic managed proebat′ given to him "my glass bottle" Cobain. Perhaps the same one from the paragraph above.Kurt Vypilennyj such vypilennyj.Kurt looks at you as at the British žurnalizda and Sumgait.With a drummer was not so simple. Among the notable band percussionists Aaron Burckhard, Dave Foster, Dale Crover and Chad Channing. The latter two and participated in the recording of the first album "Bleach", which means "Bleach", which produced a sensation worldwide, enough to go on a tour of the West coast of the United States and attract the attention of major record labels. Then there was a tour of Europe, 36 gigs for 42 days, a big success in the uk. Then Channing was vypilen from the band, and was replaced by Dave Grohl, who upon closer inspection very jobs drummer, who after the (self?) drank QC c.h.e.r.e. Foo Fighters (more pop).By the way, after recording "Bliča" Cobain decided to take one more guitarist, and Channing suggested some Jason Èvermana. He fell to the Court and paid duty producer group for the recording of the first album (because he had a job, unlike other

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Kurt Cobain (Jacket Bain, Kurt Male, Kurt Harvester, Kurt Cobain, Kurt Kobanov Kurt Kuban, Kurt Shotgun, IRL - Kurt Donald Cobain, whose name was in honor of the German fascist ancestry, surname - in memory of Irish terrorists [1] February 20, 1967 - April 5, 1994) - singer and gitarast. Under the influence of substances created the band Nirvana, and went on to become a hero, although it is believed that his own wife ordered. If the opinion is wrong, then Cobain rightly be regarded as a master in the shotgun shooting at very close range.
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1 Childhood. Adolescence. Youth
2 History Group
3 Cobain and Internet
3.1 Who Killed Kurt Cobain?
3.2 "Stolen" ashes
3.3 genius or a great shooter?
3.4 Vandalism
3.5 K. Cobain - emo?
3.6 Guitar dick 5
3.7 Trolling from Cobain
4 After the death of
5 Imitators
6 Also
7 Video
8 See. also
9 References
10 Notes
Childhood. Adolescence. Youth Nyashechka. Such views seemed QC dull. Until recently kawaii angelic boy Kurt was quite a happy and contented life. But the thing - parents divorced. [2] And before maturing Cobain suddenly come as sad this world. What he lives in a remote hole called Aberdeen, not the one in Scotland, and even forgotten by God. And finally, the only entertainment for the local nebydla may be music and stuff. However, the boy's father was trying to adapt to the sport, thereby demonstrating their complexes failed stars, but failed. Kurt at some time kept to himself, and generally preferred to once again not to leave the house. As the Internet and even more so dvachey he was not available, it is soon podzaebalo, which resulted in a HDI-trolling. For example, he managed to find a couple of gay friends, it was received well by the local public. With the interest that these friends had abandoned. Another favorite tactic Kurt - leaving funny inscriptions on walls of houses and cars, often homosexual orientation. In all of this is no evidence that our hero had ever homosexual, no. However, it is understood the motives of his tricks. The first sexual experience was unsuccessful. When he brought a girlfriend to her home and they began to undress mother ran into the room and Kurt threw both into the cold, calling the girl dirty word. Growing up, Cobain sometimes remembered past. How, for example, on an epic ceremony Saturday Night Live, where, in order to annoy homophobes, Kurt makes a full kiss passionately with their own bass. There were times when members of the group dressed in women's clothes with the same goals, which, in principle, deliver. At the time, of course. Not having outstanding physique, QC was a very clever and resourceful. Watch one of the windows of his room, his mother, three sheets quarreled with his stepfather, he went to the river to drown hunting arsenal thereof, Kurt in the day, hired two guys to catch the weapons and to sell it. With the money he bought a fairly powerful amplification equipment, and then took to his equipment Seller traffickers and where he spent all the money on the grass. So, do not lift a finger, QC raped a double benefit: zaimel amp and pouebyval substances with the seller. After this incident, CC decided to create his own group in order to play what he imagined punk rock, namely "three chords and a lot of cry. " The first attempts were unsuccessful because of its krivorukost and unmusical. The history of the group, "... it was a time of decline, metal greatly subsided. Kurt came and destroyed everything, and then he shot himself. Excellent!!! Thank you ... "- Kai Hanssen Frank Pearce loves Nirvana! The first group of Cobain called Fecal Matter (which literally means" shit "), it consisted of Dale Crover on bass, Greg Hokanson on drums and actually Cobain - lead singer and guitarist . Then the composition changed, Kurt managed to find himself a bassist Krist Novoselic became Kojima, a Croatian immigrant, dolt enough to get hold of the last class of the school car, a stereo and a guitar. Kurt, by the way, this same school is not finished at all. It was then found a new name. The main advantage of Krista were not mad gaming skills, but rather the coincidence of his world with kurtovskim and love to the same sorts of herbs. It is noteworthy that Novoselic has managed to squander given him Cobain "he borrowed" combo amp. Perhaps, the same paragraph of the above. Sawed a sawed Kurt. Kurt looks at you as a British zhurnalizda and homophobia. With drummer, it was not so easy. Among drummer Aaron Burckhard lit, Dave Foster, Dale Crover and Chad Channing. The last two, and participated in the recording of the first album «Bleach», which means "Bleach", which created a furore global scale, enough to go on a tour of the West Coast of the United States and to attract the attention of major record labels. Then there was the European tour, 36 concerts in 42 days, a great success in the UK. Then Channing was drunk from the group and was replaced by Dave Grohl, on closer inspection turned out to be quite delivering the drummer, who, after (of course?) Drunk CC organized his own band Foo Fighters (a pop). By the way, after the recording of "Bleach" Cobain decided take another guitarist, and Channing suggested some Jason Everman. He came to the court and in addition pay the debt to the producer group's recording of the first album (because he had a job, unlike others

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kurt cobain (jacket bain, kurt dog, kurt harvester, kurt кобайн, kurt кобань, kurt kuban, kurt shotgun, irl - kurt donald cobain's name was in honour of the german fascist ancestors.the name is in memory of the irish terrorists [1], 20 february 1967 - april 5, 1994) is a singer and гитараст. under the influence of substances created the band nirvana and subsequently became a hero, although it is believed that he ordered his own wife.if the opinion wrongly, cobain's law can be considered a master in the use of шотгана with very close distances.
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1 childhood. adolescence. youth
2 story of cobain and интернеты
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3.3 3.2 "украденный» genius or a shooter?

3.5 3.4 vandalism. cobain - emo? guitar cock 5

3.6 3.7 trolling from cobain
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6, after the death of copycats алсо
7 video clips
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childhood. adolescence. youth





няшечка. this view was called grief.
for a time кавайный ангелоподобный boy kurt was quite happy and happy life.but hell's parents divorced [2]. and to a grown cobain suddenly up, filled the world. he that lives deep in the hole under the name of aberdeen, one in scotland and more forgotten by god. and, thefinally, the only entertainment for the local небыдла can become music and substance. really, dad tried to adapt the kid in the sport, thereby demonstrating their complexes leading to the stars