привет мой милыйСегодня на работе,

привет мой милый

Сегодня на работе, коллега рассказала о своей подруге веселую история. вот я решила поделится с тобой)))


Историю рассказала подруга.С главными героями я тоже знакома,но к сожалению на их свадьбе не была,и многое пропустила.
Невеста(Оля) накануне свадьбы как это принято организовала девичник.Он прошел на ура,все остались довольны,всего было вдосталь, и стриптизеров и шуток и смеха ну и алкоголя естественно.Так что приехла Ольга домой на такси изрядно подвыпившая,и выходя из такси споткнулась ударившись об дверцу машины глазом.Вот такое горе! Протрезвела Ольга моментально.Прибежав домой стала прикладывать к глазу лед надеясь что синяка не будет.Но чуда не произошло.В день свадьбы невеста проснулась с красивым синяком как под так и над глазом.
Маскировать эту красоту пришлось самостоятельно.Конечно все проблемы решить смог бы професиональный мейк-ап.Но заранее Оля с мастером не договаривалась,(она косметикой вообще практически не пользуется,хотела так чуть-чуть подкраситься самостоятельно)а вот так экстренно,прийти никто не смог,хотя все ближайшие салоны обзвонили.
Тональный крем синяк не скрыл,так немножко приглушил просто цвет.После многочисленных опытов стало понятно,что поверх синяка нужно накладывать тени,причем много. Помучав невесту еще немного,стало понятно что тени подойдут только синего и голубого цвета.В общем решили эту проблему с горем пополам.Хорошо что припухлости не было-не зря всю ночь лед держала.Свадьба отгремела.Гостей было много.Некоторые правда недоумевали почему это у невесты такой агресивный макияж,зная что Оля как-то косметикой не очень пользуеться,но потом решили что так нынче модно и успокоились.
Молодоженам сняли номер в гостиннице.В той же гостиннице разместились и дядя невесты со своей семьей приехавшие из поселка.Дядя был любителем выпить.Проснулся он часов в 7 похмелился.Выпить бы,да не скем!Жена не пьет,сын мал еще.Решил он молодоженов будить,чтоб составили ему компанию.Пришел в двери стучит.Дверь Оля с Пашей пошли вместе открывать.Открывают они значит,на пороге стоит дядя с выпивкой,смотри на Ольгу... и тут улыбка у него медленно начинает сползать с лица.С криками " Гад такой,что ж ты делаешь?я свою племянницу в обиду не дам!" бросается на Пашку.Как их разнимали это тоже отдельная история.Дядя был очень зол,Павел только оборонялся,так как искренне не мог понять за что его бьют,подумал что новоявленного родственника просто белка схватила.Охрана прибежала....короче разбирались в этой ситуации долго.Я думаю все уже догодались в чем дело было?Да просто Оля на ночь гримм свой смыла,и синяк снова появился,ну а дядя решил что это Паша постарался.
Это еще не все.На медовый месяц(точнее 10 дней) молодожены летели в Египет.Выглядели они очень колоритно.У нее синяк под правым глазом,у него под левым!Но ведь не отказываться ведь от путевки!Так и промаялись бедняги весь отпуск в темных очках!

Результаты (английский) 1:

Hello my darlingToday at work, a colleague told a funny story about his girlfriend. so I decided to share with you)))A story told with the main characters friend ... I too familiar, but unfortunately was not at their wedding, and much missed.Bride (Olya) on the eve of the wedding as it is organized hen party. He went to cheers, all happy, all were in abundance, and male strippers and jokes and laughter and of course alcohol. So priehla Olga home fairly tipsy taxi and leaving the taxi catching door machine of tripped eye. This mountain! Protrezvela Olga instantly. Pribezhav home has become applying to eye ice hoping that bruise will not. But the miracle did not happen on the day of the wedding the bride woke up with a nice bruise both under and above the eye.Mask this beauty had to. Of course all problems solved could the professional make-up, but in advance did not agree with the master Olga (she hardly uses cosmetics, so the bare podkrasit'sja yourself) and urgently so, nobody has been able to come, although all showrooms have phoned.Concealer bruise not concealed, so a little priglushil just color. After numerous experiments, it became clear that over the bruise you need to cast shadows, and many. Pomuchav bride is still a bit, it became clear that the shade will suit only the blue and blue. In general solved this problem with grief in half. Well that there was no swelling-not in vain all night ice Wedding held. otgremela. Guests were many. Some true perplexed why the bride is such a makeover, in spite of knowing that Olga somehow cosmetics is not very pol'zuet'sja, but then decided that so now fashionable and calmed down.The newlyweds in the hotel room was removed in the same hotel housed and uncle of the bride and her family came from the Township. Uncle was a lover of drink. "he woke up hours in 7 pohmelilsja. Drink would not be skem! Wife does not drink, son of mal yet. He waken the newlyweds Decided to accounted for him came in the door knocking door Olya with Pasha went along open. Open they mean on the doorstepUncle with a drink, look at Olga ... and then smile at him slowly begins sliding off the face. Shouting "Bastard such that f you do? I am his niece offense will not give!" rushes to Prepared. How they separated is also another story. Uncle was very angry, Paul only defended as sincerely could not understand what his beat, thought that newfound relative just protein grabbed back protection ... shorter versed in this situation for a long time. I think everyone already dogodalis' what it was? Yes just Olya at night and swept away its Grimm bruise appeared again, and uncle decided that this Pasha tried to.That's not all. The honeymoon (10 days) the newlyweds flew to Egypt were they very vivid. She had a bruise under his right eye, his left! But not refuse because vouchers! promajalis' and the poor Devils all wearing sunglasses!

Результаты (английский) 2:

hello my dear

Today at work, a colleague told her friend about the funny stories. So I decided to share with you)))


The story is told podruga.S protagonists I too familiar, but unfortunately at their wedding has not been, and much missed.
Bride (Olya) before the wedding as is the organized devichnik.On was a great success, all praise, all had plenty, and strippers and jokes and laughter and of alcohol estestvenno.Tak that priehla Olga home in a taxi pretty tipsy, and the comfort of a taxi I stumbled hitting the car door glazom.Vot such grief! Olga sobered momentalno.Pribezhav home began to apply ice to the eye hoping that the bruise is not no miracle budet.No proizoshlo.V wedding day the bride woke with a nice bruise both under and above the eye.
Disguise this beauty had samostoyatelno.Konechno solve all the problems could Professional make-ap.No advance Olya wizard does not agree (she cosmetics in general practically does not use, like so chut-chut put on a little makeup on their own) but so urgently come nobody could although all coming parlors telephoned.
Tone Cream bruise did not hide, so just a little bit muted tsvet.Posle numerous experiments, it became clear that the need to impose a bruise over the shadows, with much. Torment the bride a little more, it became clear that the only appropriate shade of blue and blue tsveta.V generally solved this problem with their grief popolam.Horosho that there was no swelling, no wonder all night ice derzhala.Svadba otgremela.Gostey mnogo.Nekotorye was really puzzled why this the bride a agresivny makeup, knowing that Olga somehow not use cosmetics, but then decided that now so fashionable, and settled down.
Newlyweds rented a room in the same gostinnitse.V Hotels are located, and the bride's uncle and his family came from poselka.Dyadya he was an amateur vypit.Prosnulsya hours 7 to pohmelilsya.Vypit, but not skem! My wife does not drink, he was the son of small esche.Reshil newlyweds wake to keep him at the door kompaniyu.Prishel stuchit.Dver Olya Pasha went together otkryvat.Otkryvayut they mean, is on the verge of an uncle with a drink, look at Olga ... and then his smile slowly begins to slip from litsa.S shouting "Gad so, what are you doing? I'm his niece offense will not give!" Pashku.Kak rushes to pull them apart is also a separate istoriya.Dyadya was very angry, only Paul defended as genuinely could not understand why he was beaten, he thought that the newfound relative protein skhvatila.Ohrana just ran .... shorter understood in this situation dolgo.Ya think everything is dogodalsya what it was? Yes, just for the night Olga Grimm your washed and bruise appeared again, well, my uncle decided that this Pasha tried.
This is not vse.Na honeymoon (actually 10 days), the couple flew to Egipet.Vyglyadeli they are very koloritno.U her bruise under his right eye, under his left! But do not give up because of the vouchers! And the poor man promayalis entire vacation in sunglasses!

Результаты (английский) 3:

hello my deartoday, at work, my colleague told me about your friend a happy story. so i decided to share it with you.the story told подруга.с protagonists i too familiar, but unfortunately their wedding was not, and missed a lot.on the eve of the wedding the bride (ola) is taken as a девичник.он went on we are all happy, everything was вдосталь and strippers and jokes and laughter well and alcohol естественно.так that приехла olga home in a cab's подвыпившая, and out of the cab when the door of the car глазом.вот tripped on that mountain! olga has tried to моментально.прибежав realized home ice, hoping that a black eye not будет.но miracle didn't произошло.в wedding day the bride woke up with a beautiful looks, both beneath and above the eye.from this beauty to solve all problems самостоятельно.конечно could професиональный мейк - ап.но beforehand olga with master not compacted, she hardly ever uses makeup to make a little подкраситься themselves) and so urgent, come no one can, even though all the salons called.coverup black hide, so a little приглушил just цвет.после numerous experiments, it has become clear that we need to put a black shadow, with a lot of. помучав bride more, it became clear that the shadows are only blue and blue цвета.в basically solved this problem with grief that пополам.хорошо swelling was not wasted the whole night ice держала.свадьба отгремела.гостей was много.некоторые really were perplexed why is the bride's агресивный makeup, knowing that her kind of makeup is not very, but then decided that it is fashionable and calm down.the newlyweds took a room in the same hotel гостиннице.в were installed and the bride's uncle with his family came from поселка.дядя was a выпить.проснулся he hours 7 похмелился.выпить would not get! the wife doesn't drink, son of small еще.решил he married to wake to have him компанию.пришел door стучит.дверь olga with pasha открывать.открывают they go together, so the threshold is uncle to drink, look at olga... and there's a smile, he slowly starts coming off лица.с screaming "you are, what are you doing? i'm his niece in the offense did not give! " throwing пашку.как their разнимали is a история.дядя was very angry, "but honestly, how earnestly i couldn't understand what beat him, thought новоявленного relative protein схватила.охрана just ran....короче versed in this situation долго.я think all already guess what it was? just like the night grimm a washed, and a black back, and uncle decided that pasha did.it's not все.на honeymoon (or 10 days), the couple were in египет.выглядели very color