…он лёг животом на пол и, дождавшис

…он лёг животом на пол и, дождавшись прибытия санитаров, принялся выкрикивать: - Я не более как вице-король Индии! Где мои верные наибы, магараджи, мои абреки, мои кунаки, мои слоны?
Слушая этот бред величия, шурин с сомнением качал головой. На его взгляд абреки и кунаки не входили в сферу действия индийского короля. Но тут больной, сидевший на кровати в глубине покоя, поднялся на тоненькие, как церковные свечи, ноги и страдальчески закричал:
- На волю! На волю! В пампасы!
Как бухгалтер узнал впоследствии, в пампасы просился старый учитель географии, по учебнику которого юный Берлага знакомился в своё время с вулканами, мысами и перешейками. Географ сошёл с ума совершенно неожиданно: однажды он взглянул на карту обоих полушарий и не нашёл на ней Берингова пролива.
Весь день старый учитель шарил по карте. Всё было на месте: и Ньюфаундленд, и Суэцкий канал, и Мадагаскар, и Гавайские острова с главным городом Гонолулу, и даже вулкан Попокатепетль, а Берингов пролив отсутствовал. И тут же у карты старик тронулся.
(Ильф, Петров. «Золотой телёнок», сокращено)

Результаты (английский) 1:

… He went to the belly on the floor and wait for the arrival of the paramedics, began to shout:-I'm not over as viceroy of India! Where are my loyal nabobs, Maharajah, my abreki, my kunaks, my elephants?Listening to this megalomania, brother-in-law doubtfully shook his head. In his view abreki and kunaks were not included in the scope of the Indian King. But the patient, who was sitting on a bed in a deep peace, climbed into the thin, as Church candles, legs and having cried:-At will! At will! In the pampas!As accountant learned subsequently, pampas asked old geography teacher, textbook which junior Berlaga acquainted during his time with volcanoes, capes and perešejkami. Geographer crazy all of a sudden one day he looked at a map of both hemispheres and found on her Bering Strait. All day the old teacher fumbling around on the map. Everything was in place: and Newfoundland, and the Suez Canal, and Madagascar, and the Hawaiian Islands with the main city of Honolulu, and even the volcano Popocatepetl, and Bering Strait. And immediately the card the old man broke up.(Ilf, Petrov. "The golden calf", shortened)

Результаты (английский) 2:

... He lay down on his stomach on the floor and waiting for the arrival of paramedics, he began to shout: - I do not like a Viceroy of India! Where are my faithful nabobs, Maharaja, my brigands, my kunaks, my elephants?
Listening to this delusion of grandeur, in-law he shook his head doubtfully. In his view kunaks brigands and were not included in the scope of the Indian king. But then the patient sitting on the bed in peace depth, rose to thin as church candles, feet and cried in anguish:
- On the will! At the will! In the pampas!
As accountant learned later, in the pampas I begged old geography teacher, a textbook which young Berlaga acquainted in his time with volcanoes, capes and isthmuses. Geographer crazy unexpectedly: one day he looked at the map of both hemispheres, and did not find her Bering Strait.
All day old teacher groped map. Everything was in place: and Newfoundland, and the Suez Canal, and Madagascar, and the Hawaiian Islands to the main city of Honolulu, and even the volcano Popocatepetl and the Bering Strait was absent. And then the old man moved the card.
(Ilf and Petrov. "The Golden Calf", abbreviated)