Жил был человек. Ничего он не умел

Жил был человек. Ничего он не умел делать, только умел водить машину. Однажды устроился на работу — стал водителем у большого начальника, начальник был добрый, зарплата большая и график не напряженный. Утром можно было поспать, и днем тоже. Но человек любил выпить пива. И так сильно он любил его выпить, что однажды выпил и поехал за рулем. А сотрудники дорожной полиции его поймали. И отправили дело в суд. Самый справедливый суд лишил его прав на полтора года. Остался он без работы, а так как делать ничего не умел, то сидел дома и смотрел в окно.
Мораль — не пей пиво и дорожи хорошей работой, а то будешь как дурак смотреть в окно.

Результаты (английский) 2:

There once was a man. There is nothing he could not do, but knew how to drive a car. One got a job - has become a driver for the big boss, the chief was a good, big and salary schedule is not busy. In the morning you can sleep in the daytime, too. But people liked to drink beer. And so much he liked his drink, that once drank and drove behind the wheel. A traffic police caught him. And sent the case to the court. Most fair trial deprived him of his rights to a half year. He was left without a job, and since he could not do anything, then sat at home and watched through the window.
The moral - do not drink beer and cherish the good work and you will be like a fool to look out the window.

Результаты (английский) 3:

there once was a man. nothing he could do, just knew how to drive a car. once i got a job as a driver of big boss, the boss was good, it was large and not a busy schedule.in the morning to sleep, and the day too. but people love to drink beer. and so much he loved him for a drink, one drink and went behind the wheel. a traffic police officers caught up with him. and sent the case to court.the best court denied his rights to a year and a half. he left without work, so how do i couldn't, i stayed home and looked out the window.
moral not to drink beer and you hold onto the good workand you will be like a fool to look out the window.