Вокруг света за 80 секунд.Абсолютно

Вокруг света за 80 секунд.
Абсолютно ничего не предвещало беды. Прохладный ветер дул мне в лицо, когда я стоял на палубе корабля, на котором планировал отправиться к своей семье, далеко за моря. Тишина была гробовая...
Лишь чайки иногда перекрикивались друг с другом. Но всё это продолжалось до тех пор, пока вопль капитана корабля не прервал эту тишину:" Торопитесь лентяи , много узлов впереди!" Крикнул он и корабль отправился в огромную неизведанную пустоту...А потом я резко очутился под водой, на невидимом хрен пойми чем! которое спустя секунду поднялось над уровнем моря! Каждую секунду оно поднималось все выше и тащило меня к небесам!А затем оно остановилось и стало падать снова под воду! А затем мы полетели в другой конец материка и достигли его за секунду а потом я упал в пучину пустоты... Лишь святой божественный релог помог мне выбраться из этого ничего и я опять оказался в воде, фиг знает где...=D

Результаты (английский) 1:

Around the world in 80 seconds.Absolutely nothing foretold trouble. Cool wind was blowing in my face, when I stood on the deck of the ship, which had planned to go to his family, far beyond the sea. Silence was his ...Only gulls sometimes shouted messages across to each other. But all this continued until the wail of the ship's captain is not interrupted this silence: "hurry up idlers, many sites ahead!" Cried he, and the ship sailed into a huge uncharted void. And then I found myself dramatically under water, on invisible horseradish understand! that second later rose above sea level! Every second it rose higher and great me to Heaven! And then it stopped and began to fall again under water! And then we flew to the other end of the continent and reached him for a second and then I fell into the abyss of emptiness ... Only the Holy divine relog helped me get out of this nothing, and I again found myself in the water, dunno where ... = D

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Around the world in 80 seconds.
Absolutely nothing foretold troubles. A cool wind blew in my face, when I stood on the deck of the ship, which had planned to go to his family, far across the sea. The silence was deathly ...
Only gulls occasionally shouting to each other. But all this lasted as long as the ship's captain did not cry broke the silence: "Hurry lazy, a lot of units come!" He shouted, and the ship went into a huge uncharted void ... And then I found myself greatly under water, on the invisible fucking understand it! which after a moment lifted above sea level! Every second it rose higher and dragged me to the heavens! And then it stopped and began to fall back into the water! And then we flew to the other end of the continent and reached it for a second and then I fell into the abyss of emptiness ... Only God's holy relog helped me get out of anything and I was again in the water, Dunno where ... = D

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around the world in 80 seconds.
absolutely nothing was supposed to be a beautiful day. the cold wind blowing in my face, when i stood on the deck of the ship, which was planning to go to his family, far from the sea. the silence is everything went... "only the gulls sometimes перекрикивались with each other. but all this continued until the blast the ship's captain not interrupted the silence: "hurry up lazy, many nodes ahead!"says he and the ship went into the great unknown void... then i have ended up under water, on an invisible fucking understand! later, a second up to above sea level.every second of it made up and carried me to heaven! and then it stopped and began to fall back under the water.and then we went to the other end of the mainland and have him for a second and then i fell into the abyss of emptiness... only the holy divine релог helped me get out of this thing, and i was in the water, i don't know where to... = d