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Well, you’ve heard about gunfighting good guys like Wild Bill Hickok and Wyatt Earp. But I’ll tell you a name that strikes even greater fear into the hearts of bad men everywhere.
Lightning Larry.
I’ll never forget the day Larry rode into our little town of Brimstone and walked into the Cottonmouth Saloon. He strode up to the bar and smiled straight at the bartender.
“Lemonade, please.”
Every head in the place turned to look.
Now, standing next to Larry at the bar was Crooked Curt. Curt was one of a band of rustlers and thieves that had been terrorizing our town, led by a ferocious outlaw named Evil-Eye McNeevil.
Curt was wearing the usual outlaw scowl. Larry turned to him and smiled. “Mighty big frown you got there, mister.”
“What’s it to you?” growled Curt.
“Well,” said Larry, “maybe I could help remove it.”
“I’d like to see you try!”
The rest of us got out of the way real fast. The bartender ducked behind the bar. Larry and Curt moved about ten paces from each other, hands at the ready. Larry was still smiling.
Curt moved first. But he only just cleared his gun from its holster before Larry aimed and fired.
Zing!
There was no bang and no bullet. Just a little bolt of light that hit Curt right in the heart.
Curt just stood there, his eyes wide with surprise. Then he dropped his gun, and a huge grin spread over his face. He rushed up to Larry and pumped his hand.
“I’m mighty glad to know you, stranger! The drinks are on me. Lemonade for everyone!”
* * *
When Evil-Eye McNeevil and his outlaw gang heard that Crooked Curt had gone straight, they shuddered right down to their boots.
Most any outlaw would rather die than smile!
Evil-Eye’s men were shook up, but they weren’t about to let on. The very next day, Dismal Dan, Devilish Dick, and Dreadful Dave rode into Brimstone, yelling like crazy men and shooting wild. Windows shattered and citizens scattered.
Then Lightning Larry showed up. He never warned them. Never even stopped smiling. Just shot three little bolts of light. Hit those outlaws right in the heart.
Larry’s shots knocked the outlaws to the ground. They lay there trying to figure out what had hit them. Then they got up and looked around.
“Looks like we did some damage, boys,” said Dismal Dan.
“Hope nobody got hurt,” said Devilish Dick.
“We’d better get to work and fix this place up,” said Dreadful Dave.
They spent the rest of the day replacing windows and apologizing to everyone who’d listen. Then for good measure, they picked up all the trash in the street.
* * *
Evil-Eye McNeevil had lost three more of his meanest men, and he was furious. He decided to do something really nasty.
The next day, Stinky Steve and Sickening Sid walked into the 79th National Savings and Loan with guns in hand. They wore masks, but everyone knew who they were, from the smell.
“Stick up your hands,” said Stinky Steve.
“Give us all the money in your vault,” ordered Sickening Sid.
They were just backing out the door with the money bags, when Lightning Larry strolled by. Didn’t even slow his step. Just shot those bandits in the back. Went right through to the heart.
The puzzled outlaws looked at each other.
“Seems a shame to steal the money of hardworking cowboys,” said Stinky Steve.
“Wouldn’t want to make their lives any harder,” said Sickening Sid.
They holstered their guns, walked back to the teller, and plunked down the money bags.
“Now, you keep that money safe,” said Sickening Sid.
Then they pulled out their wallets and opened up accounts.
* * *
That was the last straw for Evil-Eye McNeevil. It was time for a showdown.
The next day at high noon, Larry was sipping lemonade at the Cottonmouth Saloon. Evil-Eye burst through the doors and stamped up to him.
“I’m Evil-Eye McNeevil.”
“Hello, Evil-Eye!” said Larry with a huge smile. “Can I buy you a lemonade?”
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Larry. “Seems pretty spacious to me!”
“I’ll be waiting for you down by the Okey-Dokey Corral.” And Evil-Eye stamped out.
Larry finished his lemonade and walked out onto Main Street. Evil-Eye was waiting for him

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Obviously, machines need Well, you've heard about gunfighting good guys like Wild Bill Hickok and Wyatt Earp. But I'll tell you a name that strikes even greater fear into the hearts of bad men everywhere.Lightning Larry.I'll never forget the day Larry rode into our little town of Brimstone and walked into the Cottonmouth Saloon. He strode up to the bar and straight smiled at the bartender."Lemonade, please."Every head in the place turned to look.Now, standing next to Larry at the bar was Crooked Curt. Curt was one of a band of rustlers and thieves that had been terrorizing our town, led by a ferocious outlaw named Evil-Eye McNeevil.Curt was wearing the usual outlaw scowl. Larry turned to him and smiled. "Mighty big frown you got there, mister.""What's it to you?" growled Curt."Well," said Larry, "maybe I could help remove it.""I'd like to see you try!"The rest of us got out of the way real fast. The bartender ducked behind the bar. Larry and Curt moved about ten paces from each other, hands at the ready. Larry was still smiling.Curt moved first. But he only just cleared his gun from its holster before Larry aimed and fired.Zing!There was no bang and no bullet. Just a little bolt of light that hit Curt right in the heart.Curt just stood there, his eyes wide with surprise. Then he dropped his gun, and a huge grin spread over his face. He rushed up to Larry and pumped his hand.“I’m mighty glad to know you, stranger! The drinks are on me. Lemonade for everyone!”* * *When Evil-Eye McNeevil and his outlaw gang heard that Crooked Curt had gone straight, they shuddered right down to their boots.Most any outlaw would rather die than smile!Evil-Eye’s men were shook up, but they weren’t about to let on. The very next day, Dismal Dan, Devilish Dick, and Dreadful Dave rode into Brimstone, yelling like crazy men and shooting wild. Windows shattered and citizens scattered.Then Lightning Larry showed up. He never warned them. Never even stopped smiling. Just shot three little bolts of light. Hit those outlaws right in the heart.Larry’s shots knocked the outlaws to the ground. They lay there trying to figure out what had hit them. Then they got up and looked around.“Looks like we did some damage, boys,” said Dismal Dan.“Hope nobody got hurt,” said Devilish Dick.“We’d better get to work and fix this place up,” said Dreadful Dave.They spent the rest of the day replacing windows and apologizing to everyone who’d listen. Then for good measure, they picked up all the trash in the street.* * *Evil-Eye McNeevil had lost three more of his meanest men, and he was furious. He decided to do something really nasty.The next day, Stinky Steve and Sickening Sid walked into the 79th National Savings and Loan with guns in hand. They wore masks, but everyone knew who they were, from the smell.“Stick up your hands,” said Stinky Steve.“Give us all the money in your vault,” ordered Sickening Sid.They were just backing out the door with the money bags, when Lightning Larry strolled by. Didn’t even slow his step. Just shot those bandits in the back. Went right through to the heart.The puzzled outlaws looked at each other.“Seems a shame to steal the money of hardworking cowboys,” said Stinky Steve.“Wouldn’t want to make their lives any harder,” said Sickening Sid.They holstered their guns, walked back to the teller, and plunked down the money bags.“Now, you keep that money safe,” said Sickening Sid.Then they pulled out their wallets and opened up accounts.* * *That was the last straw for Evil-Eye McNeevil. It was time for a showdown.The next day at high noon, Larry was sipping lemonade at the Cottonmouth Saloon. Evil-Eye burst through the doors and stamped up to him.“I’m Evil-Eye McNeevil.”“Hello, Evil-Eye!” said Larry with a huge smile. “Can I buy you a lemonade?”“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”“Oh, I don’t know,” said Larry. “Seems pretty spacious to me!”“I’ll be waiting for you down by the Okey-Dokey Corral.” And Evil-Eye stamped out.Larry finished his lemonade and walked out onto Main Street. Evil-Eye was waiting for him

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Well, you've heard about gunfighting good guys like Wild Bill Hickok and Wyatt Earp. But I'll tell you a name that strikes even greater fear into the hearts of bad men everywhere.
Lightning Larry.
I'll never forget the day Larry rode into our little town of Brimstone and walked into the Cottonmouth Saloon. He strode up to the bar and smiled straight at the bartender.
"Lemonade, please."
Every head in the PLACE Turned to look.
Now, standing next to Larry at the bar was Crooked Curt. Curt was one of a band of rustlers and thieves that had been terrorizing our town, led by a ferocious outlaw named Evil-Eye McNeevil.
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Zing!
There was no bang and no bullet. Just a little bolt of light that hit Curt right in the heart.
Curt just stood there, his eyes wide with surprise. Then he dropped his gun, and a huge grin spread over his face. He rushed up to Larry and pumped his hand.
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Then Lightning Larry showed up. He never warned them. Never even stopped smiling. Just shot three little bolts of light. Hit those outlaws right in the heart.
Larry's shots knocked the outlaws to the ground. They lay there trying to figure out what had hit them. Then they got up and looked around.
"Looks like we did some damage, boys," said Dismal Dan.
"Hope nobody got hurt," said Devilish Dick.
"We'd better get to work and fix this place up," said Dreadful Dave.
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* * *
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"Stick up your hands," said Stinky Steve.
"Give us all the money in your vault," ordered Sickening Sid.
They were just backing out the door with the money bags, when Lightning Larry strolled by. Did not even slow his step. Just shot those bandits in the back. Went right through to the heart.
The puzzled outlaws looked at each other.
"Seems a shame to steal the money of hardworking cowboys," said Stinky Steve.
"Would not want to make their lives any harder," said Sickening Sid.
They holstered their guns, walked back to the teller, and plunked down the money bags.
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obviously, the machine needwell, you've heard about gunfighting good guys like wild bill Hickok and wyatt Earp. but i 'll tell you a name that strikes even greater fear into the hearts of all men everywhere.lightning larry.i'll never forget the day larry rode into our little town of brimstone and walked into the Cottonmouth saloon. he strode up to the room and smiled straight at the bartender."Lemonade, please."every head in the room turned to look.now, standing next to larry at the bar was crooked Curt. Curt was one of a band of rustlers and - that had been terrorizing our town, led by a ferocious outlaw named evil eye McNeevil.Curt was wearing the usual outlaw scowl. larry turned to him and smiled. "mighty big frown you got there, mister.""what's it to you? "growled Curt."well," said larry, "maybe i could help remove it.""i 'd like to see you try! "the rest of us got out of the way real fast. the bartender ducked behind the bar. larry and Curt for about ten paces from each other, the hands at the ready. larry was still smiling.Curt came first. but he only just cleared the gun from its holster before larry aimed and fired.zing!there was a bang and a bullet. just a little bolt of light that hit Curt right in the heart.Curt just stood there, his eyes wide with surprise. then he dropped his gun, and a grin spread over his face. he rushed up to larry and pumped his hand."i 'm mighty glad to know you, stranger! the drinks are on me. Lemonade for everyone! "* * *when the evil eye McNeevil and his outlaw gang heard that crooked Curt had gone straight, they shuddered right down to their boots.most any outlaw would rather die than smile!the evil eye 's men were shook up, but they weren't about to let on. the very next day, dismal dan, the band dick, and Dreadful dave rode into brimstone, yelling like crazy men and law perfect. windows shattered and citizens scattered.then lightning larry showed up. i never waste time. never even stopped smiling. just shot the little bolts of light. outlaws hit you right in the heart.larry's shots of the outlaws knocked to the ground. they lay there trying to figure out what had hit them. then i got up and looked around."looks like we did some damage, boys," said dismal dan."hope nobody got hurt," said the band dick."we 'd better get to work and fix this place up," said Dreadful dave.they spent the rest of the day and windows and apologizing to everyone who 'd listen. then for good measure, they picked up all the trash in the street.* * *the evil eye McNeevil had lost three more of his meanest men, and he was try. he decided to do something really nasty.the next day, Stinky steve and sickening sid walked into the 79th national savings and loan with guns in hand. they wore masks, but everyone knew who they were, from the smell."stick up your hands," said Stinky steve."give us all the money in your vault," its sickening sid.they were just backing out the door with the money bags, when lightning larry strolled by. didn't even slow the step. bandits just shot you in the back. went right through to the heart.the puzzled outlaws looked at each other."seems a night to steal the money of hardworking cowboys. all you indians," said Stinky steve."wouldn't want to make their lives any harder," said sickening sid.they holstered their guns, walked back to the teller, and plunked down the money bags."now, you keep that money safe," said sickening sid.then they support in their wallets and opened up accounts.* * *that was the last straw for evil eye McNeevil. it was time for a showdown.the next day at high noon, larry was sipping lemonade at the Cottonmouth saloon. evil eye burst through the doors and prelims up to him."i 'm the evil eye McNeevil.""hello, evil eye! "said larry with a smile. "can i buy you a lemonade? ""this town ain't big enough for the both of us.""oh, i don't know," said larry. "it seems so close to me! ""i 'll be waiting for you down by the Okey - Dokey corral." and the evil eye in the prelims.larry finished his lemonade and walked out onto main street. the evil eye is waiting for him.