Что делать двоечникам? Казалось бы,

Что делать двоечникам? Казалось бы, заниматься усерднее. Но есть, оказывается, и другие варианты. Американское министерство просвещения всерьез обеспокоено инициативой нью-йоркской фирмы "Термпейперс", взявшей на себя благородную миссию помощи (за солидную мзду) отстающим старшеклассникам и студентам. Фирма подряжается в кратчайшие сроки выполнять контрольные по математике, писать сочинения и т. п. Для этого правление прибегло к услугам квалифицированных преподавателей колледжей, пожелавших, естественно, остаться неизвестными. Достаточно принести работу по указанному адресу, и через сутки она будет сделана на "отлично". Сейчас лучшие умы фирмы разрабатывают проект, как помогать двоечникам и на устные экзаменах.

Результаты (английский) 1:

What to do dvoečnikam? Seemingly, do harder. But there is, it turns out, and other options. The U.S. Department of education is seriously concerned at the initiative of the New York firm "Termpejpers", which has taken the noble mission of helping (for solid bribe) lagging behind the seniors and students. Podrâžaetsâ company in the shortest terms to perform monitoring on math, writing compositions, etc. To this end, the Board resorted to qualified teachers colleges who, naturally, remain unknown. Bring enough work at the specified address, and the next day it will be done on "excellent". Now the best minds of the company developing the project as helping dvoečnikam and oral exams.

Результаты (английский) 2:

What Losers? It would seem harder to engage. But there is, it turns out, are other options. The US Department of Education seriously concerned about the initiative of the New York firm "Termpeypers" accepting the noble mission of assistance (for a substantial bribe) lagging seniors and students. Firm contract many as soon as possible to carry out control in math, writing essays, and so on. N. To do so, the board resorted to the services of qualified teachers colleges who choose, of course, remain anonymous. It is enough to bring the work to the specified address, and the next day it will be made to "excellent." Now the best minds of the company developing the project as helping Losers and oral exams.

Результаты (английский) 3:

what do двоечникам? seemed to work harder. but there are other options. the us department of education was seriously concerned by the new york firm of термпейперс "accepting the noble mission of assistance (for a price) and seniors would slow students. the company подряжается in the shortest possible time to review math, writing essays and so on. p. the board had made use of the services of qualified teachers colleges, wish, of course, remain unknown. enough to get a job at the address, and the next day she made "excellent". now the best minds to help firms develop a project двоечникам and oral examinations.