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Студент спит, а сессия идет. Спит весь семестр, спит на лекциях, в спортзале, в молодежном кафе, в библиотеке и просто дома – в общежитии. Но вот календарь вопиет : «пора!» . пора многое узнать. Надо узнать в лицо лектора, узнать сдаваемые предметы, обойти старших товарищей и узнать, нет ли у кого старых конспектов. И, конечно, узнать расписание экзаменов, без этого сессия не сессия. Экзамену предшествует длинная очередь зачетов, но их нельзя путать с экзаменами. Сессия двигается, надвигается, а за не маячит стипендия.
«отлично» - это хорошо, «хорошо» - тоже неплохо. А двойку надо искоренять, заменив ее птицей-тройкой.
Каждый успевающий студент – это студент, успевающий сдать зачеты по сессии, он должен выучить наизусть имя преподавателя и чаще сопоставлять его с основоположниками всех наук.
Если задали вопрос, а ты ничего не знаешь, - не молчи, говори все, что знаешь, и даже чуть больше. Это уводит. Пусть задумается преподаватель. Если спросят, а ты все знаешь – молчи. Скорее всего ты знаешь не то.
Не иди к молодому преподавателю – он слишком много знает, ибо сам недавно был студентом.
Не иди к старому преподавателю – он глух. Он не услышит твоего внутреннего голоса, скандирующего « мне бы троечку – я учил!»
Не, все-таки иди к молодому преподавателю – он сам недавно был студентом. Правильный ответ он и сам не знает – говори смело все, что хочешь.
Нет, все-таки иди к старому преподавателю – он глух и не услышит подсказки, а услышит – не увидит, а увидит – не заметит, а заметит – позабудет, и уж всяко тройка будет.
И вообще, сессия – это не страшно. Ходи на все лекции, семинары, коллоквиумы, собеседования и соболезнования, участвуй в викторинах и шарадах, умей создать иллюзию, как Кио – из ничего, и тебе ничего не страшно. Сессия тебе не страшна. Она тебе и так не страшна, коллега.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Student sleeps and the session goes. Sleeps all semester, asleep in lectures, gym, Youth Café, library and simple home-in residence. But here's the calendar is crying: "!". It's time to learn a lot. It is necessary to find out in person, learn items leased lecturer, bypass the senior companions and learn whether someone old lecture notes. And, of course, find out exam schedule, without this session session. Examination is preceded by a long queue of credits, but they should not be confused with the exams. Session move is impending, and for not looming scholarship."excellent"-it's good, "good" is pretty good too. And we need to eradicate the Deuce, replacing it with a bird-troika.Each student is uspevajushhij student uspevajushhij to pass tests on session, he had to learn by heart the name of teacher and often match it with the founders of all sciences.If asked a question, and you do not know, not silence, tell everything you know, and even a little more. This is misleading. Let think teacher. If they do, and you know everything-be quiet. Most likely you know not what.Don't go to a young teacher, he knows too much, because he himself has recently been a student.Don't go to the old teacher-he is deaf. He does not hear your inner voice, "I would skandirujushhego it!-I taught!"Not still go to the young teacher-he himself recently was a student. The correct answer he himself does not know-speak boldly all what you want.No, go to the old teacher-he is deaf and hear tips and hear-not see, and see-no notice and notice-pozabudet, and a combination tricast is.And generally, the session is not scary. Go to all lectures, seminars, workshops, interviews and condolences, participate in quizzes and sharadah, learn to create the illusion, as Ioc is out of nothing, and you have nothing to fear. Session is not afraid of you. She is not afraid of you, a colleague.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Student sleeping, and the session goes. Sleeps entire semester sleeping in class, at the gym, in a youth café in the library and a home - in a dormitory. But the calendar is crying out: "It's time!". it's time to learn a lot. We must learn to face the lecturer, learn handed subjects bypass senior colleagues and find out whether anyone old lecture notes. And, of course, learn the schedule of examinations, without this session is not session. The exam is preceded by a long line of tests, but they can not be confused with the exams. The session moves coming, and not for the scholarship is looming.
"Excellent" - it was good, "good" - too bad. A deuce must be eradicated and replaced it with a bird-troika.
Each student achiever - a student achiever pass the tests in the session, he must memorize the name of the teacher and often associate it with the founders of all the sciences.
If asked a question, and you do not know anything - do not be silent, tell me everything you know, and even a little more. It leads. Let the thoughtful teacher. If they ask, as you all know - be silent. Chances are you know not what.
Do not go to the young teacher - he knows too much, because he recently was a student.
Do not go to the old teacher - he is deaf. He will hear your inner voice, shouting "I have C grade - I was taught!"
No, still go to the young teacher - he recently was a student. The correct answer is he does not know - say boldly whatever you want.
No, I still go to the old teacher - he was deaf and did not hear tips and hear - not see, and will see - will not notice, and notice - forgets, and so will any triple.
In general, the session - it is not scary. Walk to all lectures, seminars, symposiums, interviews and condolences, participate in quizzes and charades, be able to create the illusion as Kio - out of nothing, and you are not afraid of anything. Session is not afraid of you. She and so you are not afraid of a colleague.