Стакан и религия:1. Буддизм: на сам

Стакан и религия:
1. Буддизм: на самом деле стакана нет.
2. Солипсизм: стакан есть только у меня. а весь мир —мой алкогольный бред.
3. Ислам: нет стакана кроме стакана.
4. Иудаизм: ну почему стакан наполовину пуст только у нас?
5. Православие: стакан наполовину пуст за грехи наши.
6. Католицизм: стакан наполовину пуст только у плохих людей.
7. Фрейдизм: в детстве вам недоливали.
8. Стоицизм: да, стакан наполовину пуст и так мне и надо.
9. Коммунизм: каждый имеет право на полный стакан.
10. Социализм: стакан пустой, зато у всех одинаково.
11. Йоги: ты и есть стакан и его содержимое.
12. Пелевин: стакан не пуст и не полон. Это и не стакан вовсе. И это не ты на него смотришь, а стакан смотрит на твою проекцию его мыслей о том, чем ты хочешь казаться самому себе. Или нет.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Glass and religion:
1. Buddhism: in fact there is no glass.
2. Solipsism: tumbler is just me. and the whole world is my alcoholic delirium.
3. Islam: no glass except glass.
4. Judaism: why glass is half empty only with us?
5. Orthodoxy: the glass is half empty for our sins.
6. Catholicism: the glass is half empty only bad people.
7. Freudianism: a child you nedolivali.
8. Stoicism: yes, the glass is half empty and so I deserve.
9. Communism:everyone is entitled to a full glass.
10. Socialism: glass is empty, but all the same.
11. Yoga: you are the glass and its contents.
12. Pelevin: glass is not empty and full. This is not glass at all. And it's not you look at him,glass and looking at your projection of his thoughts about what you want to appear himself. Or not.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Glass and religion:
1. Buddhism: in fact no glasses.
2. Solipsism: a glass is just me. and the whole world is my alcoholic delirium.
3. Islam: no glass except glass.
4. Judaism: why only the glass as half empty?
5. Orthodoxy: glass half empty for our sins.
6. Roman Catholicism: glass half empty, only bad people.
7. Frejdizm: when you nedolivali.
8. Stoicism: Yes, glass half empty and so me and you.
9. Communism: everyone has the right to a full glass.
10. Socialism: the glass is empty, but all equally.
11. Yoga: you and there are glass and its contents.
12. GameDev.NET: the glass is empty and is not complete. It is not the glass at all. And it's not you, you look at it and the glass looks to the projection of his thoughts about what you want to look like himself. Or not.

Результаты (английский) 3:

The beaker and religion:
1. Buddhism: in fact, the bowl is no.
2. Collective solipsism: the beaker there is only to me. But the whole world -my vodka by bosh.
3. Islam: there is no bowl in the beaker.
4. Judaism: why does the glass half empty only to us?
5. Orthodoxy: the glass is half empty for our sins.
6. Roman Catholicism: the glass is half empty only for poor people.
7. Time: in childhood you недоливали.
8. Little stoicism: Yes, the glass is half empty and so me and i.
9. Communism:Everyone has the right to a full glass.
10. Socialism: the glass is empty, but that's all equally.
11. Yogi: you and there is a beaker and its contents.
12. Generation "p".: the beaker is not empty and is not full. This is not a glass at all. And this is not you you examine it,A beaker is looking to thy projection his thoughts on that, than I don't want to appear to be to yourself. Or not.