даже если бы я хотел заниматься этим и с тобой ты не поняла бы мой сленг и половину мной сказанных слов =) лучше найди парня и займись с ним этим в реальности =)
even if I wanted to do it and you did not you would understand my slang, and half my spoken words =) find a better guy and loans to him that in reality =)
Even if I would like to deal with these and with you you do not understand my lingo and half of me spoken words =) better find guy and get busy with him that in reality =)