Отойди от моей лошадиБыл, знаете ли

Отойди от моей лошади
Был, знаете ли, один такой случай.
В нашем городе, в Ленинграде.
Можно даже сказать… в моём районе.
В школе, где я учусь.
На третьем этаже.
Даже в моем классе, если уж вам так хочется знать.
Между прочим, со мной.
Хотя, по правде говоря, я здесь ни при чём, не виноват. Это, я думаю, с самого начала ясно.
Всё произошло на уроке рисования.
Мы всегда на этом уроке оленя рисовали или белого медведя. Срисовывали с картинки. Мне это здо́рово надоело. Честно. Я так об этом и сказал нашей новой учительнице.
Просто прелесть что за учительница.
Сразу согласилась, что-нибудь другое нарисовать. Молодая, а понимает.
— Не тюленя! Не медведя! — закричали все.
— А что? — спросила она. — Что именно?
— А именно вот что! — крикнул я. — Про что мечтаем, то и нарисуем.
И она опять согласилась.
Я же вам говорю, что она совершенно исключительная учительница.
Сначала я нарисовал ракету и себя в ней. Но у неё куда-то хвост загнулся, и я решил вернуться на землю. В общем, слетал.
Потом я нарисовал себя с новой хоккейной клюшкой.
Потом килограмм винограду.
Потом ещё полкило.
Потом вспомнил про лето и нарисовал лошадь, себя и Тимку.
Потом я нарисовал, будто я говорю: «Отойди от моей лошади!»
— Зачем же? — спросил Тимка.
— Низачем, — сказал я. — Сам не можешь сообразить, что ли? Ты будешь рыцарь пеший, а я рыцарь конный. Конный, понимаешь?
И я нарисовал себя на лошади, а Тимку без лошади, и ещё я нарисовал себе и ему щит и меч.
Жаркое было времечко.
Потом я забыл нарисовать ему шлем и закричал на весь класс:
— Эй, рыцарь, где ты потерял свой шлем?!
Все зашумели, а учительница сказала:
— Что? Что случилось?
— Ничего! — закричал я. — Пока ничего! Эй, Тимка! Подними забрало!
И я быстренько нарисовал ему шлем.
Потом Тимка стал капризничать, и мне пришлось нарисовать ему лошадь.
— Эй-гого! — закричал я на весь класс Тимкиным голосом. — Алёшка! (Алёшка — это я.) Иду на тебя!
— Берегись, ничтожество! — крикнул я и нарисовал, как я размахиваю мечом и мчусь на Тимку.
— Не по правилам! — закричал Тимка.
— По правилам! — закричал я.
— Умри, несчастный! — кричит Тимка.
— Ещё не известно кто! — кричу я.
Наши кони бесстрашно и быстро мчатся навстречу друг другу.
— Бенц! — кричу я и рублю Тимку изо всех сил мечом по голове — Бенц-те-ре-ренц!
— Ур-ра! — кричит Тимка Его шлем крепок, как сталь. Как чугун.
— Бенц! Та-та!
— Умри, подлый рыцарь!
— Ещё не хватало!
— Эй-го-го!
Тимка падает! Ур-ра! Его конь ранен.
— Сдавайся! — кричу я. — Мелкий подлый враг! Задняя нога лягушки! Трусливый заяц! Пустой горшок! Двоечник! Клякса!
— Алёша Петров!
— Ржавая кошка!
— Алёша Петров!!
— Дырявый холодильник!
— Алёша Петров!!!
— Я тебе не Алёша! Я рыцарь, мрак на твою голову, синяя мочалка!
— Алёша Петров?! Что здесь происходит?
— Что? — спросил я и поднял голову.
И увидел вот что весь класс забрался на парты вокруг меня и смотрел, как я расправляюсь с этим наглым рыцаришкой.
А потом все стали айкать и ойкать и прыгать с парт вниз, и тогда я наконец увидел нашу учительницу, совсем красную, и других учителей, и завуча, и директора, и медсестру, и нянечку, и всех-всех…
А про то, как я был в кабинете у директора, и про всякое такое мне неохота рассказывать.
Теперь все говорят, что я урок сорвал.
Говорят, что подвёл новую молодую учительницу. Такая славная, просто не верится, что я мог это сделать.
Просто я не нахожу объяснения таким словам.
Похоже, что это какая-то глупость и ошибка.
Совершенно уверен.
Вы, я думаю, тоже. А?

Результаты (английский) 1:

Get away from my horsesWas, you know, one such case.In our city, in Leningrad.You can even say ... in my neighborhood.In the school where I study.On the third floor.Even in my class if you want to know.Among other things, to me.Although, truth be told, I'm here nothing to do with this, not my fault. This is, I think, clear from the outset.It happened on the drawing lesson.We are always in this lesson deer painted or polar bear. Srisovyvali with pictures. To me this is zdórovo tired. Honestly. I am so on this and said our new teacher.Just delightful for the teacher.Agreed, something else to draw. Young and understands.— Do not seal! Not bear! -all cried out.-What? -She asked. Is That exactly?— Namely, that's what! I yelled-About that dream, and draw.And she again agreed.I'm telling you that it is an exceptional teacher.First I painted the rocket and myself in it. But somewhere in her tail kicked the bucket, and I decided to go back to Earth. In General, flew.Then I painted myself with a new hockey stick.Then a kilo of grapes.Then another pound.Then I remembered about summer and drew a horse yourself and Tymko.Then I drew, if I say, "get away from my horses!"— Why? Tymko asked.— Nizačem — I said. — you can't consider Himself or what? Thou shalt Knight walking and Equestrian Knight I. Equestrian, understand?And I drew myself on a horse, and horses and without Tymko I drew myself and him a shield and a sword.The roast was vremechko.Then I forgot to draw him a helmet and cried for the whole class:-Hey, Knight, where you lost your hat?!All have rustled, and the teacher said:— What? What happened?-Nothing! I screamed — nothing! Hey, Tymko! Lift the visor!And I quickly drew him a helmet.Then Tymko became a little cranky, and I had to draw him a horse.-Hey-GoGo! I screamed the whole class Timkinym voice. — Alyosha! (Alyosha — that's me.) Go to you!-Watch out, a charmer! I yelled and painted, as I razmahivaû sword and rush on Tymko.-Not cricket! Tymko screamed.For the rules! I screamed.— Die, miserable! -shouts Tymko.Is not known to anyone! -I'm cryin'.Our horses fearlessly and quickly rush towards each other.-Benz! — yell I and ruble Tymko struggled with the sword on the head — Benz-Te-PE-Renz!-Ur-RA! -shouts Tymko his helmet is strong as steel. As cast iron.-Benz! Ta-ta!— Die, sneaky Knight!Is not enough!Hey-go-go!Timka falls! SD-RA! His horse was injured.-Give up! -I'm cryin'. — Small sneaky enemy! Hind leg frog! Funky Bunny! Empty pot! Grade retention! Splat!— Alex Petrov!— Rusty cat!— Alex Petrov!-Leaky fridge!— Alex Petrov!— I don't you Alex! I Knight, gloom on your head, blue sponge!— Alex Petrov?! What's going on here?— What? I asked and raised his head.And that's what the whole class saw climbed onto the desks around me and watched as I raspravlâûs′ with this blatant rycariškoj.Then all became ajkat′ and ojkat′ and jump with desks down, and then I finally saw our teacher, quite red, and other teachers and head teacher, and Director, and a nurse, and a nanny, and all ...And about how I was in the Office of the Director, and any such reluctance to tell me.Now everyone says I lesson ripped off.They say that sums up the new young teacher. Such a nice, just didn't believe that I could do it.I just don't find this explanation.It seems that this kind of stupidity and error.Quite sure.You, I think, too. And?

Результаты (английский) 2:

Get away from my horse
was, you know, is one such case.
In our city, Leningrad.
You could even say ... in my area.
The school where I study.
On the third floor.
Even in my class, if you so want to know .
By the way, with me.
Although, in truth, I have nothing to do with it, is not to blame. This, I think, clear from the outset.
It all happened at a drawing lesson.
We are always in this lesson deer draw or a polar bear. Rubbings from the image. I like it cool enough. Fair. I know and told our new teacher.
Just lovely for that teacher.
Once agreed, something else to draw. Young and understands.
- Do not seal! Do not bear! - Cried out.
- What? - She asked. - What?
- And that's what it is! - I shouted. - About that dream, then the draw.
And again she said yes.
I tell you that it is quite exceptional teacher.
First I painted rocket and himself in it. But it somewhere tail bent, and I decided to come back to earth. In general, flew.
Then I drew myself with a new hockey stick.
Then kilogram of grapes.
Then another shelf.
Then he remembered the summer and drew the horse himself and Timka.
Then I painted, if I say, "Get away from my horse!"
- Why? - Said Timka.
- Nizachem, - I said. - Sam can not figure out what? You'll be a knight on foot, and I'm a knight horseback. Equestrian, you know?
And I drew myself on a horse, and Timka without a horse, and I also painted himself and his sword and shield.
Fries were times.
Then I forgot to draw his helmet and shouted at the whole class:
- Hey, knight, where are you He lost his helmet ?!
All rustled, and the teacher said:
- What? What happened?
- Nothing! - I shouted. - Nothing yet! Hey, Timka! Raise the visor!
And I quickly drew his helmet.
Then Timka become capricious, and I had to draw him a horse.
- Hey, Gogo! - I cried the whole class Timkina voice. - Alyosha! (Alyosha - that's me.) I'm coming at you!
- Watch out, jerk! - I shouted and painted, as I swing the sword and rush to Timka.
- No rules! - I cried Timka.
- According to the rules! - I shouted.
- Die, miserable! - Shouts Timka.
- Did not know who! - I shouted.
Our horses fearlessly and quickly rush to meet each other.
- Benz! - I scream and ruble Timka struggling with a sword on the head - Benz-te-re-Renz!
- Ur-ra! - Shouts Timka His helmet is strong as steel. As the iron.
- Benz! Ta-ta!
- Die sneaky Knight!
- Did not enough!
- Yo-ho-ho!
Timka falls! Ur-ra! His horse injured.
- Surrender! - I shouted. - Small sneaky enemy! Rear leg frog! Coward hare! Empty the pot! Losers! Blot!
- Alesha Petrov!
- Rusty the cat!
- Alesha Petrov !!
- Leaky fridge!
- Alesha Petrov !!!
- I'm not Alyosha! I am a knight, a gloom on your head, blue sponge!
- Alesha Petrov ?! What's going on?
- What? - I asked and looked up.
He saw that's what the whole class got on the desks around me and watched as I straightened with this brazen rytsarishkoy.
And then it all began to Ike and oykat and jump with the party down, and then I finally saw our teacher, very red, and the other teachers and the head teacher and director, and a nurse, and babysitter, and all-all ...
And about how I was in the office of the Director, and about all that stuff I feel like talking.
Now everyone is saying that I Lesson ripped off.
They say that summed up the new young teacher. This nice, just do not believe that I could do it.
I just did not find the explanation of such words.
It seems that this kind of stupidity and error.
Quite sure.
I think you, too. A?

Результаты (английский) 3:

get away from my horse
was, you know, one such case.
in our city, in leningrad. - some might even say... in my neighborhood.
in the school where i was studying.

on the third floor. even in my class, if you want to know. "by the way, with me. although, to be honest, i'm not with you, not my fault. this is, i think, from the very beginning.
it happened in art class.
we always that class a painting or a polar bear.срисовывали with pictures. it make me sick. honestly. i'm so that said our new teacher
just precious what teacher.
immediately agreed, something to draw. young and understands.- don't seal! don't bear. - said it. - what? she asked. - what is it?
- namely, that's what! - did i. - about that dream, and draw. she again agreed. - i'm telling you,she's an exceptional teacher.
i first painted the rocket and herself in it. but it's the tail end up, and i decided to come back to earth. in general, flew.
then i drew a picture of himself with a hockey stick.then the kilogram of grapes.
then the pound.
then remembered the summer and drew a picture of a horse, and тимку.
i did, if i say, "get away from my horse! "
- why? asked the timka.
- no reason, i said.- you can't think of anything? you'll be a knight walking, and knight rider. horse, you know?
and i drew myself on a horse, and тимку without a horse, and i also painted himself and his sword and shield.

roast was the good old days.then i forgot to paint his helmet and yelled at the whole class:
- hey, knight, where you lost your helmet? all зашумели!

, but the teacher said: what? what happened?
- nothing! - i yelled. - nothing! hey, timka! get lost!
and i quickly made him the helmet.
then timka became mad, and i had to draw him a horse.
- gogo! - i'm on the whole class shouted тимкиным voice. - alyosha! (alyosha is i) coming at you!
- watchjerk! - did i draw as i swing a sword and coming in тимку.
- not fair! - cried timka.
- rules. - cried i.
- die, an. - screaming timka.
- i don't know who. - screaming i.
our horses fearlessly and quickly move towards each other.
- benz! i i and i тимку hard sword on the head - benz - they re renz.
- uraaaaaa!!!! - screaming timka his helmet strong as steel. as iron.
- benz! ta ta!
- diea knight!
- still needed!
- whoa ho ho!
timka falls. uraaaaaa!!!! his horse is injured.
- give up! - call me. - little sneaky enemy! the rear leg frogs! scaredy cat! an empty pot. grade retention. smudge!
- alyosha petrov.
- rusty spotted cat!
- alyosha petrov. macavity!
- fridge!
- alyosha petrov. !!
- i'm not alyosha! i am a knight, the darkness in your head, a blue washcloth.
- alyosha petrov? what's going on?
- what? i said and raised my head. "and saw that the whole class got up on the desks around me and see how i will fix this insolent рыцаришкой.
and then it became айкать and ойкать leaping up and down, and then i finally saw our teacherall red, and the other teachers, and vice principal, and principal, and nurse, and the nanny and all...
and about how i was in the principal's office, and about things i don't want to tell. now they say i'm a hit. "they say that failed a new young teacher. so cute, i can't believe that i could do it. - i just don't find an explanation in words. it seems that this is a mistake and the mistake.

you are quite sure of it.i think, too. huh?