ТЕМА: БОЛЕЗНИ И ИХ ЛЕЧЕНИЕТекст А.

ТЕМА: БОЛЕЗНИ И ИХ ЛЕЧЕНИЕ
Текст А. жертва ста и семи смертельных недугов
Из "Трое в лодке" Джером К. Джером
Я помню, что пошел в Британский музей один день, чтобы прочитать лечения незначительного недомогания. Я засел за книги и читал все, что я пришел читать, а затем, в бездумные момент, я лениво полистал и начал изучать болезни, вообще. Я забыл, что был первым, и прежде, чем я поглядел половина вниз список "предвестников", я была уверена, что я ее взяла.
Я сел на некоторое время заморожены от ужаса; а затем в отчаянии Г снова перевернул страницы. Я пришел к брюшной тиф — читать симптомы — обнаружил, что у меня брюшной тиф— начал интересоваться в моем случае, и так начал по алфавиту.
Холера я имела, с серьезными осложнениями; и дифтерия я, казалось, были с ПМ. Я посмотрел через двадцать шесть букв, и единственная болезнь, от которой я не получил домработница колено.
Я сидел и думал, что интересный случай я должен быть с медицинской точки зрения. Студенты, не было бы необходимости "ходить по больницам", если они имели меня. Я был в больнице в себе. Все они должны сделать, будет ходить вокруг меня, и, после этого, взять у них диплом.
Тогда я поинтересовалась, как долго мне пришлось жить. Я попытался осмотреть себя. Я почувствовал, как мой пульс. Я не мог сначала почувствовать пульс на всех. Затем, внезапно, казалось, чтобы начать. Я вытащил свои часы и замерил его. Я сделал это СТО и сорок семь минут. Я пытался почувствовать мое сердце. Я не мог чувствовать мое сердце. Оно больше не билось. Я похлопал себя по всей моей парадной, от того, что я называю моей талии вверх к моей голове но я не мог чувствовать и слышать ничего. Я попытался посмотреть на мой язык. Я высунул его как.насколько когда-нибудь она будет идти, и я закрыл один глаз и попытался рассмотреть ее с другой. Я могла видеть только кончик, но я чувствовал себя более уверенным, чем раньше, что у меня скарлатина.
Я ходил в читальный зал счастливым, здоровым человеком. Я выползла жалкая развалина.
Я пошел к своему врачу. Он старый приятель мой, и чувствует мой пульс, и смотрит на мой язык, и про погоду рассказывает, все зря, когда мне кажется, я болен. Вот я и подошла и увидела его, и он сказал:
"Ну, что с тобой?"
Я сказал:
"Я не буду отнимать у вас время, дорогой мальчик, с говорю вам, что случилось со мной. Жизнь коротка, и вы, возможно, пройдет, прежде чем я кончил. Но 1 скажу вам, что это не со мной происходит. Все остальное, однако, у меня есть."
И я рассказал ему, как я пришел, чтобы обнаружить все это,
Затем он открыл мне и посмотрел на меня, ухватил меня за запястье, и тогда он ударил меня по груди, когда я этого не ожидала — трусливый поступок, я называю его после этого, он сел и выписал рецепт, и сложил ее и отдал мне, и я положил его в карман и вышел.
Я не открывал его, я взял его в ближайшей аптеке, и передал его. Мужчина прочитал его, а затем протянул его обратно. Он сказал, что не держите его.
Я сказал:
"Вы химик?"
Он сказал:
"1 являюсь химиком. Если я была в кооперативных магазинах и семейного отеля в сочетании, 1 может быть в состоянии помочь вам."
Я прочитал рецепт. Там было написано следующее:
"1 фунт. бифштекс, с
1 ст. горькое пиво
каждые шесть часов.
1 десятимильная прогулка каждое утро.
1 кровать в 11 острые каждую ночь.
И не забивайте вашу голову с вещей, которые Вы не понимаете."
Я последовал указаниям со счастливым результатом, что моя жизнь была сохранена и продолжается до сих пор.

Результаты (английский) 1:

TOPIC: DISEASE AND THEIR TREATMENTText a. victim of one hundred and seven deadly ailmentsFrom "three men in a boat" by Jerome k. JeromeI remember that went to the British Museum one day to read treatment of minor ailments. I sat down to read a book and everything I came to read, and then, in a thoughtless moment I lazily browsed through and began to study disease at all. I forgot that was the first, and before I looked half down the list of "precursors", I was sure that I took.I sat for a while frozen in terror; and then in despair again flipped the page. I came to typhoid fever — read the symptoms — discovered that I had typhoid fever — began to get interested in my case, and so started alphabetically.I had the cholera, with serious complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been with LP. I looked through the twenty-six letters and the only disease that I have not received the housemaid's knee.I sat and thought of an interesting case I must be from a medical point of view. Students, there would be no need to "go to hospitals if they had me. I was in the hospital itself. All they have to do is walk around me and, after that, take them cum.Then I asked how long I had to live. I tried to explore yourself. I felt like my pulse. I could not at first feel the pulse at all. Then, suddenly, it seemed to start. I pulled their watches and measured it. I've done it a hundred and forty-seven minutes. I tried to feel my heart. I could not feel my heart. It no longer beat. I patted myself on my whole front, from what I call my waist upwards to my head but I couldn't feel and hear nothing. I tried to look at my tongue. I'm sticking it as far as someday it will go, and I closed one eye and tried to address it on the other. I could see just the tip, but I felt more confident than before that I had scarlet fever.I walked into the reading room happy, healthy person. I suddenly pathetic wreck.I went to my doctor. He is an old buddy of mine, and feel my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and about the weather tells all in vain when I think I'm sick. So I came and saw it, and he said:"Well, what's wrong with you?"I said:"I won't take up your time, dear boy, I tell you what happened to me. Life is short, and you may have to take place before I was finished. But 1 will tell you that this is not happening to me. Everything else, however, I have. "And I told him how I came to discover all this,Then he discovered me and looked at me, pulled my wrist, and then he hit me on the chest, where I didn't expect — a cowardly act, I call him after that, he sat down and wrote out the recipe and folded it and gave it to me and I put it in his pocket and left.I did not open it, I took it at your local pharmacy, and passed it. Man read it and then handed it back. He said that he did not keep it.I said:"You're a chemist?"He said:"1 am a chemist. If I was in the cooperative stores and family-run hotel in combination, 1 may be able to help you. "I read the recipe. There have been written as follows:"1 pound. Steak with1 art. bitter beerevery six hours.1 desâtimil′naâ a walk each morning.1 bed in a sharp 11 every night.And do not keep your head with things you don't understand. "I followed the directions with a happy result, that my life was saved and is still continuing.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Topic: DISEASE AND TREATMENT
Text A victim of one hundred and seven fatal maladies
From "Three in a boat" Jerome K. Jerome
I remember that I went to the British Museum one day to read the treatment of minor ailments. I sat down and read all the books that I have come to read, and then, in a thoughtless moment, I idly flipped through and began to study the disease at all. I forgot that was the first, and before I glanced half down the list of "precursors" I was sure that I took it.
I sat for a while frozen with horror; and then in desperation T again turned the page. I came to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid tif- became interested in my case, and so started alphabetically.
Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to be PM. I looked through the twenty-six letters, and the only disease that I did not get maid knee.
I sat there and thought that an interesting case I must be from a medical point of view. Students would be no need to "walk the hospitals" if they had me. I was in the hospital itself. All they have to do is walk around me, and, after that, take their diploma.
Then I wondered how long I had to live. I tried to examine myself. I felt my pulse. I could not at first feel the pulse at all. Then, suddenly, it seemed to start. I pulled out my watch and timed it. I've done this a hundred and forty-seven minutes. I tried to feel my heart. I could not feel my heart. It is no longer beating. I patted myself all over my front, from what I call my waist up to my head but I could not feel or hear anything. I tried to look at my tongue. I stuck it kak.naskolko someday she would go, and I closed one eye and tried to see her on the other. I could only see the tip, but I feel more confident than before that I had scarlet fever.
I went to the reading room a happy, healthy person. I crawled out a miserable wreck.
I went to my doctor. He's an old friend of mine, and feels my pulse and looking at my tongue, and talks about the weather, all for nothing when I think I'm sick. So I went and saw him, and he said:
"Well, what's wrong?"
I said,
"I will not waste your time, dear boy, to tell you what happened to me. Life is short, and you, perhaps it will be before I came. But one will tell you that this is not happening to me. Everything else, however, I have.
"And I told him how I came to discover all this,
then he opened me looked at me, grabbed me by the wrist, and then he hit me in the chest, I did not expect - a cowardly act, I call him after that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription, and folded it and gave it to me and I put it in pocket and left.
I did not open it, I took him to the nearest pharmacy, and passed it. The man read it and then handed it back. He said he did not keep it.
I said,
"You are a chemist?"
He said,
"1 am a chemist. If I was in a co-operative stores and family hotel combined, one may be able to help you."
I read the recipe. It read as follows:
"1 pound. Steak with
1 tbsp. Bitter beer
every six hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And do not hammer your head with things you do not understand."
I I follow the instructions with the happy result that my life has been preserved and is still ongoing.

Результаты (английский) 3:

topic: disease and treatment of

text as well. a hundred and seven deadly demons
of the "three down" jerome k. jerome
i remember going to the british museum one day to read the treatment of minor illnesses.i was on the books and read all i came to read, and then in a thoughtless moment, i lazy read and started to study the disease at all. i forgot that i was the first, and before i looked half down the list of "harbinger",i was sure that i took her for a while.
i sat frozen with terror; and then in despair, again turned over the pages. i came to typhoid fever - read the symptoms foundthat i had typhoid fever - started to be interested in my case, and so started alphabetically.
i i had serious complications; and diphtheria i seemed to be the pm. i looked through the twenty six lettersthe only disease that i didn't get a housekeeper knee.
i sat and thought what an interesting case i must be from a medical point of view. students, there would be no need of "going to the hospital."